[MudGrrl]

Heidi Fleiss to set up Brothel for Ladies

Former "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss says she plans to set up a brothel for women in the US state of Nevada.
Ms Fleiss says the "Heidi Stud Farm" will offer male prostitutes to female clients for $250 (£145) an hour.
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She is now seeking applications from would-be gigolos and hopes to have an initial "stable" of 20.

"The Hollywood Madam is looking for a few good men out there," she told Reuters news agency by telephone. "It's going to be an oasis in the desert."

 

[binary visions]

They contacted me several weeks ago trying to recruit me.

Apparently, my reputation preceeds me.

 

[N8 v2.0]

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136579

 

[I Are Baboon]

They contacted me several weeks ago trying to recruit me.

Apparently, my reputation preceeds me.

LOL

Nice, man.


I am afriad to know what kind of women would need to go to a "stud farm" to find some lovin'.

 

[MudGrrl]

ya know...

I did do a search, and the search yielded nothing...

friggin search monkey needs to be fired

 

[hooples3]

sorry cant do it... I have feelings you know.. I'm not a machine.. not a piece of meat

 

[Brian HCM#1]

If they have an opening for an old, fat, bald guy, I'm so there

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Could we sell them BurlyShirly to raise money for a Ridemonkey party?

 

[binary visions]

If they have an opening for an old, fat, bald guy, I'm so there

You should probably go there even if they don't have an opening... your wife needs a ride home

 

[I Are Baboon]

You should probably go there even if they don't have an opening... your wife needs a ride home

Oh!

 

[SK6]

I actually tried the strip tease/Chippendales thing….However, when I began to remove clothing, all the women began to scream and shout, “PUT IT ON!!!PUT IT ON!!!”

So, that was the end of a career before it even got started…..

 

[GravityFreakTJ]

You should probably go there even if they don't have an opening... your wife needs a ride home

BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[douglas]

They contacted me several weeks ago trying to recruit me.

Apparently, my reputation preceeds me.

I assume you turned it down ? especial being the Fluffer position doesnt pay much

 

[binary visions]

I assume you turned it down ? especial being the Fluffer position doesnt pay much

Well, actually, the Fluffer position was going to be reporting to me, along with the Tosser position.

But yes, I turned it down - considering how horny guys are in general, and how easy it is for a girl to get laid if that's all she wants, I don't really want to see what kind of girls go there

 

[Brian HCM#1]

You should probably go there even if they don't have an opening... your wife needs a ride home

Damn dude, that's harsh!!!!!!!





But F'n funny!!!!! That was a good jab

 

[douglas]

Well, actually, the Fluffer position was going to be reporting to me, along with the Tosser position.

wow! so you would have been the Head Fluffer. You must really have a real good rep!

 

[binary visions]

wow! so you would have been the Head Fluffer. You must really have a real good rep!

Your jealousy is so transparent.

 

[Crashby]

That place is going to be Viagra central...

 

[SK6]

wow! so you would have been the Head Fluffer. You must really have a real good rep!

Rep is everything they say...

 

[Greyhound]

I've totally got the scene in "Kingpin" in my head right now. <<shudders>>

 

[N8 v2.0]

UPDATE:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10313009/site/newsweek/from/RSS/

 

[bluebug32]

At first I thought $250 an hour sounded like a pricey venture, but I'm guessing with you guys I wouldn't have to bring any more than $75 with me

 

[Silver]

Y'all know who goes to male prostitutes, right?

Hint: Old gay men with money. BurlyShirley would be in heaven...

 

[N8 v2.0]

Y'all know who goes to male prostitutes, right?

Hint: Old gay men with money. BurlyShirley would be in heaven...

You know this how?

 

[Silver]

You know this how?

Second job. I'm quite the piece of ass.

 

[Jeremy R]

Hint: Old gay men with money.

Hey, Brian has taken enough abuse in this thread.
Leave him alone.

 

[robdamanii]

Do they offer major medical and dental?

 

[-dustin]

i heard loco say something about a new job and being relocated to NV. hmmmmmm....

 

[Ciaran]

Well, actually, the Fluffer position was going to be reporting to me, along with the Tosser position.

The fluffer and the tosser report to the jizz mopper?

 

[binary visions]

The fluffer and the tosser report to the jizz mopper?

Ahh, yes. A subtle, witty reparte. If only it wasn't three weeks late.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

It's amazing what a lot of drugs, a lot of plastic surgery, and a lifetime of suckin' guys off will do to a face...eeep.....

 

[Skookum]

i already trash my body in construction i may as well be rubbing 78 year old grannie's bunyuns.....

 

[dh girlie]

You should probably go there even if they don't have an opening... your wife needs a ride home

Ohhhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! SMMMMMMACK! BV servin up the smakeroni and cheese! The smackaroni salad! The smackeral special!

 

[dh girlie]

Hey, Brian has taken enough abuse in this thread.
Leave him alone.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!