[BMXman]

I just saw a guy with a shirt on that said:

People are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

anyone else have any good stuff?...D

 

[Dartman]

"It's a small world, but I'd hate to paint it."

 

[Serial Midget]

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

 

[offsprung]

never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

 

[stevew]

fvck you up and get high

 

[SPINTECK]

"You loose a lot of money chasing women, but you don't loose any women chasing money." from I think I Love My Wife

When Franklin was asked if we have a monarchy or a republic he responded "A republic.....if you can keep it!"

"I've been called worse by better."

 

[Poops McDougal]

"Hey hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday"

 

[Poops McDougal]

"Human beings can always be relied upon to exercise, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid."

 

[Red Rabbit]

If you can't understand something then it's best to be afraid.

 

[Dartman]

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." -Albert Einstein

 

[stevew]

"swings like gods own dick"

"school free drug zone"

-old monster magnet shirts

 

[Angus]

" If at first you don't succeed, Don't Skydive.."

 

[Red Rabbit]

" If at first you don't succeed, Don't Skydive.."

I have always heard it.

If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you.

 

[H8R]

"swings like gods own dick"

"school free drug zone"

-old monster magnet shirts

And:

"It's a Satanic drug thing, you wouldn't understand."

 

[H8R]

"Cancer? That's hillllaaarious!"

- Jerry Blank

 

[SVPPB]

You can't have "man slaughter" without "laughter"

 

[Ciaran]

On a bumper sticker: "Eschew Obfuscation! (Look it up.)"

And of course there is my signature...

 

[narlus]

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

i thought you said you weren't familiar w Spinal Tap?

 

[narlus]

i don't know what makes you so stupid, but it's really working.

as scrawled in the men's room of PA's Lounge.

 

[Westy]

My most favorite t-shirt quote ever had a picture of Barney from the Simpsons wearing a Barney the dinosaur costume with the head off. Underneath it read, "woah, how did I get here?"

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

I went into the food place the other day and a guy walked in the door with a fugly woman and his beenie said "**** you, you ****ing ****". I saw it and was wondering how people wear stuff like that in public.

 

[MMike]

-It's better to be lucky than good

-It's better to be vague than wrong

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.....

 

[SVPPB]

No baby, its not the clap...

 

[mantispf2000]

As difficult as this can be for some----

Better to leave your mouth shut and let folks wonder, than to open it and remove all doubt.

 

[Jeremy R]

I like to rub salt all over my ass and go to the petting zoo.

 

[SVPPB]

I like to rub salt all over my ass and go to the petting zoo.

Must give rep... Damn RM, let me do it.

 

[brungeman]

"I see your playing stupid, and looks like you're winning too!"

 

[loco-gringo]

Split wood, not atoms.

 

[DirtyMike]

I got a couple T shirts I will quote,

Keep Talikng, I like watching your lips move

Its only funny till someone gets hurt, Then its friggin hilarious

Squeeze me, I feel good

Its funny how you think I am listening

I can only please one person a day, Today isnt your day, Tommorrow isnt looking good either

Trust me, Im perfect

You have two choices, You can agree with me, Or be wrong

The c c ca cat i i in t the tthee H ha h, F#ck this Ill be a stripper


Stoopid People piss me off

Suck it up Princess

there are more, those are the ones that come to mind

 

[offsprung]

here is one from a co-worker

if it feels good it ain't ghey

 

[PatBranch]

"One man's trash is another man's treasure."

"Cody Warren's hope for a win at Mountain States Cup #2 in Angel Fire went flat....then came off his rim....then wrapped around his cassette." - decline.

"Pegboy is just plain mean. He's been taunting me with his prosthetic leg for years. Once he even threatened that he was going to kick my ass with one leg tied behind his back. That's not cool. I can still hear him yelling at me from the lifts. "I'm gonna kill you, then I'm gonna sue Big bear."

Let's just hope this karma thing is real." -W4S

"With a loaded AK-47, a decked out SC Bullit, and a full bottle of Jack Daniel's, you can accomplish anything." - kail

 

[stevew]

IHOP on Cox.

 

[MMike]

I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman......but I've woken up with a few...

 

[Da Peach]

"Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?"

 

[Da Peach]

"Lip Balm?"

 

[Da Peach]

“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to sell fish and he eats steak.”

 

[MMike]

I just took a dump the size of a paper towel tube

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

i bet you could suck a golf ball trough a garden hose.

 

[Da Peach]

This homo tastes like bag

 

[MMike]

This homo tastes like bag

Oh jeez.....there's an old one...