Any "men" that stoop to this level are out of the sausage club...
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Hahahahaha... Awesome dh girlie. It's really sick, I know, but I can recite the whole song, I just didn't want to make everyone understand the depth of my sickness... 
binary visions said:Hahahahaha... Awesome dh girlie. It's really sick, I know, but I can recite the whole song, I just didn't want to make everyone understand the depth of my sickness...
Great...I'd like to share something with you and every other Mr. Burns fan out there...
http://www.allburns.justdohit.co.uk/
A site dedicated to Mr. Burns...pics, avatars, sound bites and much, much more...enjoy, you sick bastard!
That's one of the few things we have on the ladies...We (so far ) haven't been duped into believing that even a trip to the mailbox at the end of the driveway necessities covering up ones natural appearance with makeup. Its interesting to me that women point to the fashion industry as being the major contributing factor to self image issues. It seems to me that telling and showing little girls everyday that they need touching up before they are ready to be viewed by the public is the main culprit...ANYWAYS I digress...Dudes using makeup to enhance their appearance is week.
Men shouldn't wear fashion accessories...including but not limited to:
Bulky leather Conan the barbarian "bracelets" (exception if it has a built-in time piece, but barely)
Bandana hanging from back pocket (excepetion, auto mechanic etc.)
Sweat-Bands on Wrist or head (exception, athlete sweating)
CHiP's style "aviator" shades (exception, PONCH duh!)
Fancy $300 nightclub "sneakers" (exception, NONE!)
Low Rise Jeans for men (exception, sportin' a lil' sag)
Cutesy lil' sport socks that look like you aren't wearing socks (exception, cyclists)
Shaved arms/torso/etc... (exception, minor "manscaping" to tame the fur)
Hair "product" of any kind (exception, member of punk rock band. How else you gonna get that Mohawk pimpin'?)
Nipple/belly button rings (exception, Dennis Rodman. Damn he pulls bitches yo!)
The list goes on...Bomber's toiletry list is spot on except I don't even need a razor I just rub sticks together, start a small fire and singe the hair off my face. Not only does it give a close shave but it make your skin real scarred and leathery, all tough! like a man's mug should be!!!
Manhattan, men don't wear "outfits", they just get dressed...
Who wants another beer?
Bulky leather Conan the barbarian "bracelets" (exception if it has a built-in time piece, but barely)
Bandana hanging from back pocket (excepetion, auto mechanic etc.)
Sweat-Bands on Wrist or head (exception, athlete sweating)
CHiP's style "aviator" shades (exception, PONCH duh!)
Fancy $300 nightclub "sneakers" (exception, NONE!)
Low Rise Jeans for men (exception, sportin' a lil' sag)
Cutesy lil' sport socks that look like you aren't wearing socks (exception, cyclists)
Shaved arms/torso/etc... (exception, minor "manscaping" to tame the fur)
Hair "product" of any kind (exception, member of punk rock band. How else you gonna get that Mohawk pimpin'?)
Nipple/belly button rings (exception, Dennis Rodman. Damn he pulls bitches yo!)
The list goes on...Bomber's toiletry list is spot on except I don't even need a razor I just rub sticks together, start a small fire and singe the hair off my face. Not only does it give a close shave but it make your skin real scarred and leathery, all tough! like a man's mug should be!!!
Manhattan, men don't wear "outfits", they just get dressed...
Who wants another beer?
Thanks DH Girlie! I can recite that song too. I sing along whenever that episode is on.
One of the episodes shown last night was the Rodney Dangerfield as Burns' son episode... best lines in it...
"Smithers, take off my belt!"
"Mmmmm, with pleasure, Sir!"
One of the episodes shown last night was the Rodney Dangerfield as Burns' son episode... best lines in it...
"Smithers, take off my belt!"
"Mmmmm, with pleasure, Sir!"
dh girlie said:It's ok to be metro...some chicks dig effeminate guys!
I tried dating this girl once who I THOUGHT was a nice "normal" (well, normal to ME) girl. Turned out she had this thing for crossdressers and transexuals. She tried to get me to dress up in her clothes and hang with her trans friends. Needless to say, that relationship never got very far. So yeah, some chicks dig effeminate guys.
P.S. No, she did not succeed.
I had a mohawk once...it was neon green...now I'm over the punk stage thoughpunkassean said:
Here's a tip for you junior. If it was a "stage" or a "phase" then you were never punk to begin with. Sorry, thanks for playing.xbluethunderx said:I had a mohawk once...it was neon green...now I'm over the punk stage though
Ciaran... Who was listening to punk rock before you were even born.
Ciaran said:
Bwaaaahahahahha! You should look into getting one of those "lives" that some people have.
10) beerbomberz1qr20 said:
Punk is dead 
Clark Kent said:
Makeup is lame on women or men. Sort of like smoking - look bad, smell bad, taste bad.
We're OK as manufactured.
J
punkassean said:
HAHHAHAAH I do all of that stuff you listed except the pierced belly button (gay) and the bandana (just dont understand that), and i dont shave my arms lol cause that is just weird. On the flip side i dont shave much usually rock the half beard thing and drink a ton of beer, so ill take one if your buying (as long as its new castle
).
Ciaran said:
Like Chad Ginsburg (guitarist for CKY) says: Being "Punk" isnt Punk It is so true too...
The kind of guys who use this crap should have their balls removed and given to a women who is more deserving.
J
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How did this even enter into conversation? Like this???dh girlie said:
Hi I'm Lisa and I'm convinced you're a fag.
MS - I am not, I am metro sexual.
Lisa - liar - you're a hip huggin wearin homo
MS - don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful
Lisa - I'm just stakin my claim. The sausage in this casino is all mine.
MS - sorry I said I'm not gay.
Lisa - whatever homo
Like that???
Tenchiro said:I am serious you have to hand it in and put on a skirt if your using cosmetics.
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Anyone catch South Park last week? Fit this thread to a tee! :redX:
I don't know which one it was but if it was the Meterosexual one, it's frickin' hilarious.Ian F said:
CRAAAB PEOPLE...
Yep - that's it. We were on the floor laughing.binary visions said:
binary visions said:
Craaab people, craaaab people...taste like crab...talk like people...
That episode kicks ass...
No...not at all...I don't use the terms 'fag' or 'homo'. The guy just spent way too much time trying to convince us that he was not gay and was telling us about his radio show that he hosted on how to be a metrosexual, and he was rather impeccably groomed and snappily dressed.loco-gringo said:
My sister in law's sister just got married to a guy that seemed gay to me but everyone else just said he was a metrosexual. They are now getting divorced after being married for less than two months. My guess is that either he was unable to consumate the marriage, or she kept catching him wearing her clothes.
My old manager at Bell was married to a gay guy...he HAD to be gay...But he did manage to knock her up...so maybe he was bi...but I have never in my life seen a more effeminate man...and believe me you being a native bay arean...you see many effeminate men...he was very swishy...Westy said:
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Let me be funny dammit.dh girlie said:
loco-gringo said:
Well it was funny sans the words 'fag' and 'homo' supposedly coming from my mouf...don't paint ME to be a backwoods redneck hick like yourself...
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What? I never even heard the terms until I went to California. They are only words used to be funny. Never used in actual conversation.dh girlie said:Well it was funny sans the words 'fag' and 'homo' supposedly coming from my mouf...don't paint ME to be a backwoods redneck hick like yourself...
YES! That episode was so funny. "We're here, we're not queer, but we're close, get used to it!"Ian F said:
Speaking of which, whatever happened to your riding buddy, B-Pirate?T-Pirate said:
loco-gringo said:
thank you for the disclaimer goober...
Hey... where did the pictures go?
GUILTY! I actually tried the color on the inside of my eyelids once. People always ask me if I have a black eye. I have DARK blueing around the inside of my lids from blood vessels or something. It makes my eyes look inset like an old person. Kid of like that guy in Poltergiest that kept saying "Let Me In!"
But it was TOOO MUCH DAMN work to be doing that crap every night I go out so I never did it again.
AS to certain men that get manicures I think that's okay. I use to work with a guy who was a lobbyist for a local mayor. He was rich. He had nice expensive suits and I noticed his finger nails were perfect and they shined like he had clear on them. Years later a girlfriend of mine pointed out it was probably just some pollishing thing them women use. So in that case I'd see no problem with that. But anything else, naaa.
Although I DO use a face scrubber on my face and use moisturizer on my face about once every two or three weeks. And my sausage is just fine. Spicey italian. And the ladies love my meat sauce.
But it was TOOO MUCH DAMN work to be doing that crap every night I go out so I never did it again.
AS to certain men that get manicures I think that's okay. I use to work with a guy who was a lobbyist for a local mayor. He was rich. He had nice expensive suits and I noticed his finger nails were perfect and they shined like he had clear on them. Years later a girlfriend of mine pointed out it was probably just some pollishing thing them women use. So in that case I'd see no problem with that. But anything else, naaa.
Although I DO use a face scrubber on my face and use moisturizer on my face about once every two or three weeks. And my sausage is just fine. Spicey italian. And the ladies love my meat sauce.
Two words there stud guy... FLOW BEE.bomberz1qr20 said:
Wow, talk about forum necromancy!
Metrosexual = 2002
Lumberjack = 2006
Beards, boots and beer. Taking women off the pedalstal and back into an apron is where its at.
At least this what the fashion pages in my weekend paper are telling me....
Aparantly women want a man who'll disrespect them, smack them around a little and let them do all the housework....
Me, I've always found that looking like a suave lumberjack is the way into a ladies heart (pants)
Lumberjack = 2006
Beards, boots and beer. Taking women off the pedalstal and back into an apron is where its at.
At least this what the fashion pages in my weekend paper are telling me....
Aparantly women want a man who'll disrespect them, smack them around a little and let them do all the housework....
Me, I've always found that looking like a suave lumberjack is the way into a ladies heart (pants)
Demomonkey said:Metrosexual = 2002
Lumberjack = 2006
Beards, boots and beer. Taking women off the pedalstal and back into an apron is where its at.
At least this what the fashion pages in my weekend paper are telling me....
Aparantly women want a man who'll disrespect them, smack them around a little and let them do all the housework....
Me, I've always found that looking like a suave lumberjack is the way into a ladies heart (pants)
no chick wants a dude that will steal her pants, make-up, and god forbid, her thongs.
Why dont you re-read my post.......slowly....so your mind can comprehend what i am saying.....habitatxskate said:
no chick wants a dude that will steal her pants, make-up, and god forbid, her thongs.
Mind you, subtle wit never was a strong trait of those from Nooo Jursey so you're excused.....Dumbass
Ciaran said:
Anybody else think this is a little funny in retrospect?
(Sorry Ciaran - couldn't resist)