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llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
I have always laughed pretty hard at this series of Bud Light commercials, but for the first time, I have had to laugh with one.

"We salute you, Mr. Hair Gel Over-geller!"

Finally, I find myself a part of the lampooned group...and I still laughed. Even though it mellows out as the day goes by, my 'do definitely appears to my coworkers as the "lacquered hedgehog" or "oily porcupine" first thing in the morning. :biggrin:

Fess up, punks!
 

Full Trucker

Frikkin newb!!!
Feb 26, 2003
11,138
8,779
Exit, CO
I like the fantsy foot ball player one. greatness!:biggrin:
Yeah totally... I thought about posting that one for BurlyShirly... "You were born with the one skill every manager needs to play fantasy football: absolutely NO skill playing REAL football. (Not so good at catching...)"
 

buildyourown

Turbo Monkey
Feb 9, 2004
4,832
0
South Seattle
Yeah...it's this sticky stuff that I smear in my hair and comb into place after exiting the shower. It keeps me from looking like a wind-tunnel-tested monchichi.

At the risk of sounding like the biggest fag ever..... may I suggest Pomade. Buy the highend stuff. I use Keihls. I know, what a fag.
It keeps your hair from being frizzy w/o looking greasy and nasty.

Now back to the manly beer ads.
This is me, considering I used to do this for a living.