hurricanes
It's not bad. Not too redneck. Warm in the winter and hot as **** in the summer, of course.
fat people on hovarounds
God's Waiting Room?
We get them in NY too.....
My wife has a possible job offer in Melbourne Beach South. She's looking into it now, I'm not sure will transpire....
lots and lots of cubans
... about once a decade.
^^^not that kind.
Its where Joey Bagadonuts moves to when he moves or retires to Florida. My ex's family has a place in Malabar. Its not bad. Lots of Bikers like your part of New York... Everyone owns a Harley and Dodge Ram pickup to pull it around with on a trailer?? Never quite figured the place out. You can totally avoid people by owning a boat. Grocery stores have docks. Most restaurants have docks. North of Causeway = Bad. South of the Causeway gets better as you go south. Tons of cops there too.
Cigars!
That is almost exactly what I noticed while I was down there. You forgot to mention a they have a church on every corner. Do you mean the Bennett Causeway?
jet packs
Jeezus? A move to Florida? You gotta be desperate to go that route...
I don't remember. Everyone just called it the causeway....
I lived in Pensacola for six months.
Never again.
Owned a place in Miami.
Never again.
Florida.
Never again.
Never again.
Owned a place in Miami.
Never again.
Florida.
Never again.
I like the fact that the women of Florida are seemingly stupid and slutty. A rare combo of stupid and slutty that gives me faith in Humanity. I feel my game level multiply tenfold as I travel through that state. I don't mind Tampa or Miami. If you can't get laid there, then well you probably can't get laid anywhere....
I was born in Daytona Beach, we moved and used to visit often, but now that I make my own decisions, I rarely go back.
One positive benefit on record!
Apropos to this thread:
& Alligators
And armadillos.
And fire ants, and killer bees, and hicks in vehicles that are just a rolling chassis, drive train cab, sans doors, and a bench seat and nothing else.