[smedford]

I have seen it a couple times and always thought it was kind of funny. Well, turns out it is not as funny when it happens to you.

I was at a friends 30th birthday party and we were hopping from pub to pub. We started to get seperated as the night went on. I was at a particularly seedy one when things got a bit odd.

I don't want to get into the details, but lets just say it ended with me getting tossed out on the street just like Homer Simpson. Yeah thats right, out into the dirty concrete. I rolled a few times, shook off the bulk of the dirt and leaves then caught up with my friends.

 

[zahgurim]

:mumble: No pics or details??

Boooo!

 

[maxyedor]

good work! next time go back in and demand a refund on your beer.

 

[kinghami3]

Nice! what bar?

 

[SuzyCreamcheese]

Yeah thats right, out into the dirty concrete. I rolled a few times, shook off the bulk of the dirt and leaves then caught up with my friends.

At which point you're supposed to stand up, brush yourself off and say"I've been thrown outta better places than this!"

The Cheese

 

[I Are Baboon]

I've been tossed out of a bar, but at least I kept my feet under me.

 

[douglas]

yup, been thrown out before


I hope you let the bouncers know what you thought of them!

 

[PonySoldier]

I wouldn't think you are a proper drunk until you have been....a bunch of times in my wayward youth and recovered from most with varying degrees of dignity

 

[hooples3]

i have been thrown into a bar... they dont feel so good

 

[splat]

Yup, I've had it happen , But I got the last laugh. as they were throwing me out , I puked on one of the bouncers.

 

[BigMike]

Yup, I've had it happen , But I got the last laugh. as they were throwing me out , I puked on one of the bouncers.

Awesome!

 

[jdcamb]

Yes. And onetime they kept my pants.

 

[Slugman]

Nope... but as a former bouncer (10 years ago in Boston) I've tossed a few (3 actually) people into the streets.

Its fun in the winter b/c you can aim for a nice pile of crappy brown snow/ice on the side of the road and really mess their clothes up.

However I have never tossed anyone who did not swing at me first. If you're just an ass, then I escort you to the door... swing at me and you asked for it.

I had one guy try and take me out by tackling me… didn’t work. He got escorted out by the biggest wedgie of his life, and without his shoes.

 

[Hawkeye]

I saw a guy get tossed out headfirst once. right into a brick post that knocked out 5 teeth.

It was pretty nasty to see a drunk guy on his hands and knees combing through a pool of blood looking for his teeth.

 

[narlus]

such a tease to post this and not post details.

you lousy drunk.

 

[Barbaton]

I saw a guy get tossed out headfirst once. right into a brick post that knocked out 5 teeth.

It was pretty nasty to see a drunk guy on his hands and knees combing through a pool of blood looking for his teeth.

That sounds like lawsuit materiel.

 

[Hawkeye]

That sounds like lawsuit materiel.

"Drink" Chicago now out of business.

 

[dexter]

got to throw out one kid so far. he was easily a good 6 inches taller and had 40 lbs on me but was drunker than a skunk and could barely throw a punch at me. concret and facial flesh dont mix to well

 

[Jabuttri]

i guess about a month ago I saw a guy get thrown out of a Vancouver bar for Jumping up on the table with a pitcher falling on his ass then getting up and trying to lick a waitress all over her face. I thought it was Damn Funny.