[dh girlie]

I've been researching the horses...Seems like Afleet Alex, Bandini, and Bellamy Road are top contenders...I'm gonna place some bets on a coupla longshots, too...we'll see...maybe I'll win some cash at the track and I can hook myself up with some new bars and a stem!

 

[binary visions]

I bet that the guy riding the winning horse will be short.

Any takers?

 

[I Are Baboon]

I bet that the guy riding the winning horse will be short.

Any takers?

I'm going to bet $20 that the TV announcer will holler, "And down the stretch they come!"

 

[dh girlie]

It's very exciting...I love going to the track...the horses are so cute. I always pick a gray one in honor of Zakk regardless of his odds...many times I've won just by that alone.

There is one longshot I'm betting on cuz his name is Going Wild...

 

[dh girlie]

I bet that the guy riding the winning horse will be short.

Any takers?

Everytime I go to the track and I see those guys...I think of that episode of the simpsons where bart races that horse...and the jockeys mess with homer...those guys are so tiny...they make ME feel like an amazon and I'm 5.2.

 

[I Are Baboon]

I hear George Steinbrenner's horse is the favorite. Think he'll turn the horse into dog food if it doesn't win?

 

[dh girlie]

I hear George Steinbrenner's horse is the favorite. Think he'll turn the horse into dog food if it doesn't win?

hahaha...that's Bellamy Road...I've got him down for a bunch of trifecta and superfecta bets. When the horses don't win or they get hurt, they don't turn em into glue or dogfood, they just put em out to stud...they don't get to score till they're retired...keeps em sassy and fast. So...not a bad deal...couple years they train for the big day, then they race and then they get to hook up with the lady horses to make future Derby contenders!

 

[binary visions]

I've got him down for a bunch of trifecta and superfecta bets.

I know the trifecta is sex, food, and television, but what's a "superfecta"?

edit: is it sex, food, and a movie starring Christopher Reeve?

 

[dh girlie]

I know the trifecta is sex, food, and television, but what's a "superfecta"?

hahaha...you pick four horses in a superfecta. The odds are greater, but you win more cash...I like the trifecta box cuz you pick three horses and no matter what order they come in, you win.

 

[Skookum]

i'm betting on Seattle Slew! :

 

[JRB]

Everytime I go to the track and I see those guys...I think of that episode of the simpsons where bart races that horse...and the jockeys mess with homer...those guys are so tiny...they make ME feel like an amazon and I'm 5.2.

I always want to put them in a backpack to be funny.

 

[JRB]

i'm betting on Seattle Slew! :

Good choice.

 

[dh girlie]

I always want to put them in a backpack to be funny.

Have you ever gotten near one of them? Seriously, those guys are sooo freakin tiny. I like to go down by the fence around the track and they walk by right there...they sound funny too...but it's amazing how wee they are...I really do feel like an amazon next to em...

 

[El Jefe]

When the horses don't win or they get hurt, they don't turn em into glue or dogfood, they just put em out to stud...they don't get to score till they're retired...

Man, if I were a horse, I'd break my own leg.

 

[dh girlie]

Man, if I were a horse, I'd break my own leg.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ummm...errrr....nevermind!

 

[Mackie]

I've been researching the horses...Seems like Afleet Alex, Bandini, and Bellamy Road are top contenders...I'm gonna place some bets on a coupla longshots, too...we'll see...maybe I'll win some cash at the track and I can hook myself up with some new bars and a stem!

I'm betting that I will drink at least 3 mint juleps and pass out.
I really don't care much about the horse racing part.

 

[binary visions]

Man, if I were a horse, I'd break my own leg.

Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of being put out to stud?






Oh. You don't mean that leg.

 

[El Jefe]

Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of being put out to stud?






Oh. You don't mean that leg.

Well, I'd have to win a few races first, but hell, a year of racing and then limp around and get laid? Sounds pretty good....wait, that's what I do now....

 

[dh girlie]

Well, I'd have to win a few races first, but hell, a year of racing and then limp around and get laid? Sounds pretty good....wait, that's what I do now....

You have ceased to be funny at this point.

 

[dh girlie]

I'm betting that I will drink at least 3 mint juleps and pass out.
I really don't care much about the horse racing part.

Are you going???? Damn...I wanna go...my friends and I are thinking a trip next year is in order...I think that'd be pretty fun...the Derby...then you get to see all the inbred hillbillies in Kentucky!

 

[El Jefe]

You have ceased to be funny at this point.

Yeah, well, cocaine's a hell of a drug.

I'm Rick James Biatch!

 

[dh girlie]

Yeah, well, cocaine's a hell of a drug.

I'm Rick James Biatch!

HAHAHA! ok...that was good.

 

[Mackie]

Are you going???? Damn...I wanna go...my friends and I are thinking a trip next year is in order...I think that'd be pretty fun...the Derby...then you get to see all the inbred hillbillies in Kentucky!

Nope, I'm not even watching the stupid horse thing.
I'm just in it for the drinks.