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anyone up for a sherry enema?

Barbaton

Barbaton

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May 11, 2002
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http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/3021400

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"ANGLETON - Investigators say a Lake Jackson woman caused her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, causing his blood alcohol level to surge to 0.47 percent - almost six times the legal intoxication limit.

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Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop owner, had a long history of alcoholism, but couldn't ingest alcohol because of medical problems with his throat, said Lake Jackson Police detective Robert Turner. The wine enema was a way he could become intoxicated without drinking alcohol, Turner said."


now that's just sad. :(

sorry for the N8ish newswhore posting but i couldn't resist
 
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JRogers

talks too much
Mar 19, 2002
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Man, this type of thing is too bizarre to make up. Who has this idea?

Well, then again....I am sick right now and don't want to booze really hard....but I did buy this bottle of Madeira the other day.....
 
Silver

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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chicodude01 said:
That's nuts.


who would of thought that shoving a bottle full of wine up someone's ass would kill them?
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Toshi might :D

You absorb alcohol very fast through your intestines. You can go from sober to dead from alcohol poisoning before you know it.
 
Toshi

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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Silver said:
Toshi might :D
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naw, i'd just have had thad (barbaton) try it first :oink: . not while he was around me, mind you.

"would HAVE" btw
 
MikeD

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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And you thought spitting the wine back into the glass was nasty...

"Powerful nose, great legs...bit pungent in the bouquet...a tad chunky."

I never was really into wine culture, myself.
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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You know what's better than a sherry enema?

A sherry enema.. on weed...

dh girlie said:
Huh...I wonder if you could get a hangover that way...
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Yeah, when you wake up, your ass hurts and you need an asprin suppository :p
 
Fathead

Fathead

Monkey
May 6, 2003
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binary visions said:
You know what's better than a sherry enema?

A sherry enema.. on weed...


Yeah, when you wake up, your ass hurts and you need an asprin suppository :p
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If he'd just gone straight for the weed, or even some good ol' prescription drug abuse, he'd prolly be alive. When I was a young degenerate we used to be proud that despite all our foolishness, we "never stuck a needle in the arm." Now I can proudly add that I have never needed anything so bad as to allow someone to stick it up my @ss.
 
El Jefe

El Jefe

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Nov 26, 2001
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JRogers said:
Man, this type of thing is too bizarre to make up. Who has this idea?

Well, then again....I am sick right now and don't want to booze really hard....but I did buy this bottle of Madeira the other day.....
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She was young, she was pure, she was new, she was nice,
She was fair, she was sweet seventeen.
He was old, he was vile, and no stranger to vice,
He was base, he was bad, he was mean.
He had slyly inveigled her up to his flat
To view his collection of stamps
And he said as he hastened to put out the cat,
the wine, his cigar and the lamps:
'Have some madeira, M'dear
You really have nothing to fear
I'm not trying to tempt you, that wouldn't be right
You shouldn't drink spirits at this time of night
Have some madeira, M'dear
It's very much nicer than beer
I don't care for sherry, one cannot drink stout
and port is a wine I can well do without
It's simply a case of Chacun à son gout
Have some madeira, M'dear!'......
 
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