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Anyone use an Ochain thingy?

kidwoo

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Who had the tube spacer on their freehub so they could do rollbacks without the cranks spinning?
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vivisectxi

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widgets like this ain't going to make any meaningful difference to our (ie, not top tier pro racer) plebian experiences. if you've got excess $$ to throw at gadgets for funsies, by all means have at it, but let's be honest here.
 

kidwoo

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widgets like this ain't going to make any meaningful difference to our (ie, not top tier pro racer) plebian experiences. if you've got excess $$ to throw at gadgets for funsies, by all means have at it, but let's be honest here.
True, but I'll even go so far as to say that logic is nonsense. There's an entire world between hack and loic bruni and most of us inhabit various rungs on that ladder. Some higher than others and maybe chris is up there. Even the fastest dude in the world isn't going to benefit from this because it's made for antiques the gullible mtb market.

Chris even posted his very sane antisquat numbers for his bike for some unspecified gearing earlier in this thread. It ain't gonna do shit other than make pedaling feel like a wet turd, because he doesn't have a poorly designed bike. Taking off that clutch derailleur if he has one will help his suspension more.

What no one seems ready to admit is that when you're mashing pedals for speed, you're obviously on something smooth. You WANT that rear wheel driving down. One of the biggest reasons that cannondale failed as a dirtbike company is because they didn't realize this, and built a bike with little to no antisquat. By all accounts, it sucked because there was no drive there, even though theoretically it was allowing the suspension to work better under load. There's benefit in using that stiffening up of the rear end.

The only people that worry about pEdAl kIcKbAcK either have a janky bike, or are what I call cyclists...people who expect to be able to pedal anywhere and everywhere without noticing anything. That rear end extension under load is good, as long as it's not overdone.
 
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HardtailHack

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widgets like this ain't going to make any meaningful difference to our (ie, not top tier pro racer) plebian experiences. if you've got excess $$ to throw at gadgets for funsies, by all means have at it, but let's be honest here.
As a guy that rides a digressive single pivot with the shock locked out most of the time I really think the O Chain would be of great benefit to my riding experience.
 

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elastomer pedal spindles just entered the offza lineup

eliminates pedal kickback, brake jack, antisquats, uncle squats, and at least one other thing I'll make up before midnight, loosely based in theory that I'll exaggerate, and largely designed out of modern bikes. It will also completely eliminate the need to learn how to ride a bicycle

deposits are being taken now!
 
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HardtailHack

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elastomer pedal spindles just entered the offza lineup

eliminates pedal kickback, brake jack, antisquats, uncle squats, and at least one other thing I'll make up before midnight, loosely based in theory that I'll exaggerate, and largely designed out of modern bikes. It will also completely eliminating the need to learn how to ride a bicycle

deposits are being taken now!
Spindles on eccentric bearings.
 

jrewing

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widgets like this ain't going to make any meaningful difference to our (ie, not top tier pro racer) plebian experiences. if you've got excess $$ to throw at gadgets for funsies, by all means have at it, but let's be honest here.
Keeps my feet planted on pedals more than not running it. My manged knees feel better longer too with Ochain device.
 

Gary

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As someone who only ever rides in normal skate shoes on flat pedals with short pins I struggle to understand how stealth rubber wearing riders have issues keeping their feet in place at all. Tried various 5:10s and after others telling me they are less grippy Spesh F20, vibram & michelin soles and they're all far too grippy for me. ie. I struggle to adjust my foot position while wearing them. They're also all too stiff meaning they give next to no feel/feedback from the pedals compared to what I'm used to.

I've assumed you're talking about flat pedals and also assumed you'll use sticky soled shoes as it's extremely rare to see any other flat pedal mtb rider these days NOT wearing sticky soled mtb shoes. I totally notice that shit.

Ps. sticky soles are also way worse for my dodgy ol' knees.
 
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kidwoo

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As someone who only ever rides in normal skate shoes on flat pedals with short pins I struggle to understand how stealth rubber wearing riders have issues keeping their feet in place at all. Tried various 5:10s and after others telling me they are less grippy Spesh F20, vibram & michelin soles and they're all far too grippy for me. ie. I struggle to adjust my foot position while wearing them. They're also all too stiff meaning they give next to no feel/feedback from the pedals compared to what I'm used to.

I've assumed you're talking about flat pedals and also assumed you'll use sticky soled shoes as it's extremely rare to see any other flat pedal mtb rider these days NOT wearing sticky soled mtb shoes. I totally notice that shit.

Ps. sticky soles are also way worse for my dodgy ol' knees.

elastomer shoes! Good call!


I bet thick socks give as much benefit as an ochain
 

Gary

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I bet thick socks give as much benefit as an ochain
I'm Scottish. I ride mtb in 2 pairs of socks all year round.
One thin pair of sport socks with seal skin style waterproof socks over them.
I also never do my shoe laces up tight. (even clipped in)
You might be onto something regarding comfort... Who knew? :blink:
 

Jm_

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This should be posted in this thread:



Fair warning, this guy is f*cking insane. Bonus points if you post it pretending to actually be helpful.
 

englertracing

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This should be posted in this thread:



Fair warning, this guy is f*cking insane. Bonus points if you post it pretending to actually be helpful.
Oh wow.
People like that...
I'd ask him if he's ever bothered with trying to learn how to actually ride a bike.
 

Westy

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This should be posted in this thread:



Fair warning, this guy is f*cking insane. Bonus points if you post it pretending to actually be helpful.
At least those things actually do something, they are just dumb and make no sense for actual mountain bikes. Probably good for say turning a road bike into a casual commuter for a non-rider.
 

Milleratio

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keep in mind we're talking about a field of athletes that put "heat dissipating" stickers on their suspension and brakes not too long ago. I mean hey, it must work or else they're wouldn't be so many doing it!
Who are these athletes and what's the correlation o-chain? Could you explain like I'm five?
 

englertracing

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how convincing :rofl:


keep in mind we're talking about a field of athletes that put "heat dissipating" stickers on their suspension and brakes not too long ago. I mean hey, it must work or else they're wouldn't be so many doing it!
Was that before or after the vibration damping stickers?
 

Gary

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box it up and get me a price
Sorry Tink.
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It's gone! Hopefully to "better kids"

I did actually get a quote for shipping it to you.
$400
You'd have to be fucking deluded to have paid that for it anyway!
When you could have spent that money on a fabulous new O-chain
 

HardtailHack

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how convincing :rofl:


keep in mind we're talking about a field of athletes that put "heat dissipating" stickers on their suspension and brakes not too long ago. I mean hey, it must work or else they're wouldn't be so many doing it!
Don't forget the balance bands.
Edit Oooh, titanium.
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Made with pure titanium, not from, wonder what the rest is?
 
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kidwoo

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Sorry Tink.
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It's gone! Hopefully to "better kids"

I did actually get a quote for shipping it to you.
$400
You'd have to be fucking deluded to have paid that for it anyway!
When you could have spent that money on a fabulous new O-chain
that's almost worth fixing it up and getting it back to a kid that lives near ft bill just to humiliate you


oh well.......who sells these ochain things? I guess I have no choice but to own one.
 

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Jm_

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This should be posted in this thread:

This should be posted in this thread:



Fair warning, this guy is f*cking insane. Bonus points if you post it pretending to actually be helpful.
Well, I did.