[rideit]

Feeler here, but is anyone interested in a house for Rent in Teton Valley?
It’s a sweet house.
Thinking less than 3000 Per month. (there are currently bidding wars for rental houses).
2000 sq feet, 2br with loft, 3 bath. Two car garage with heated workshop, 2.2 acres, fenced yard, pets ok. Wood stove if you are into that. Plumbed/padded/220v for a hot tub if you wanted one. New metal roof.
At the base of the pass (7 miles or so to the Glory boot pack/Top of Fuzzy Bunny)
Incredible Mt. Bike trails from the house.
Miles of groomed Fat Bike trails from the house.
24 miles to Jackson Hole Resort, 23 to Grand Targhee.
Prefer a small family.
Available ~Oct. 1. 1 year lease.
2 people 2 pet maximum unless you have a kiddo.
personal bike guiding services included.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Get behind me Satan!

 

[canadmos]

You hiring?

 

[rideit]

Sure, but you really don’t want to ask what the job is, or the pay.

 

[Adventurous]

Sure, but you really don’t want to ask what the job is, or the pay.

Whats the job and how much does it pay?

 

[rideit]

What are you willing to do, and what are you willing to accept?

 

[stevew]

What are you willing to do, and what are you willing to accept?

sound like terms for becoming vp.....

 

[stoney]

If you had offered this up in May I could have gotten my boss on board. Probably. Wifey said she'd totally do it. Ugh. Stupid having a job.

 

[kidwoo]

What are you willing to do, and what are you willing to accept?

I blow up millionaires and tourists for pleasure.

The question is how much are you willing to pay me to live in your hovel to make your community a better place?

 

[rideit]

Tree fiddee.

 

[Nick]

It's in victor?
Id take it for one prime month. No BS.

 

[kidwoo]

Tree fiddee.

Deal. I'll supply the 3 percenter tshirt so no one suspects anything.

 

[rideit]

It's in victor?
Id take it for one prime month. No BS.

We are only interested in long term renters. Wifey is opposed to the short term rentals taking over housing for locals, and puts her money where her mouth is. We could probably get 10,000 a month with VRBO or what have you, she says no way. She wants kids in the neighborhood.

 

[kidwoo]

She wants kids in the neighborhood.

Has she met kids?

Props for mountain town morals. Even if that is still expensive as shit.

 

[stevew]

so are you moving....

you have a backup house....

 

[rideit]

Yes, this is a Rental.
I hope to retire there.
And woo, compared to just 12 miles away, this is a steal.
and the asking price is just a starting point.
SFR’s here on the Wyoming side rent for $5k a month and up currently.

 

[kidwoo]

It probably wasn't that bad,

No, it definitely is. Your assessment is correct.


Rideit: "my neighbors are worse so that makes us good?"

 

[Pesqueeb]

It's in victor?
Id take it for one prime month. No BS.

Sounds like @Nick is hosting the next monkeyfest.

 

[Nick]

Sounds like @Nick is hosting the next monkeyfest.

Honestly I'd want a mid winter month with a sled and a mid summer month for biking.

 

[rideit]

My impression from my trip to the Tetons was that the mountains were spectacular, but Jackson needs to be cleansed by fire. After 6 days in the backcountry and the last two surviving on whatever food we really didn't want to eat the first four. We decided to push through Jackson on empty stomachs rather than deal with the crowds of revving Harley's on the way to Sturgis and trophy wives sporting overpriced western wear.

It probably wasn't that bad, but after a week in the wilderness the contrast was unbearable.

Well, this house isn’t in Jackson, it’s insulated from a lot of the bullshit.

 

[rideit]

Rideit: "my neighbors are worse so that makes us good?"

I resemble that comment!

 

[Westy]

Well, this house isn’t in Jackson, it’s insulated from a lot of the bullshit.

Just the fate of so many mountain towns

It all started when Dick Summer's horse got shot.

 

[stevew]

Yes, this is a Rental.
I hope to retire there.
And woo, compared to just 12 miles away, this is a steal.
and the asking price is just a starting point.
SFR’s here on the Wyoming side rent for $5k a month and up currently.

if you had space to put a furnished camp tent and a port a john in a backyard within a hour of jackson...you could probably have it booked 90 percent of the year....

 

[Colonel Angus]

I blow millionaires and tourists for pleasure.

fixed

 

[Westy]

Well, this house isn’t in Jackson, it’s insulated from a lot of the bullshit.

Sorry that I shit on your parade with my personal laments of modern times. will delete, I have zero issues with you.

 

[DaveW]

Miles of groomed Fat Bike trails from the house.

You lost me at..........

 

[jonKranked]

Yes, this is a Rental.
I hope to retire there.
And woo, compared to just 12 miles away, this is a steal.
and the asking price is just a starting point.
SFR’s here on the Wyoming side rent for $5k a month and up currently.

Are you planning to buy this and then rent it, or do you already own it?

 

[kidwoo]

Sorry that I shit on your parade with my personal laments of modern times. will delete, I have zero issues with you.

WTF is wrong with you?

that is NOT how this works!

 

[DaveW]

that is NOT how this works!

You expect things to work here?
Novel concept..... You must be new around here.

 

[6thElement]

You expect things to work here?
Novel concept..... You must be new around here.

Ridemonkey, poo flinging mandatory.

 

[rideit]

Are you planning to buy this and then rent it, or do you already own it?

We own it. And Westy, i expect much more abuse out of you!

 

[DaveW]

We own it. And Westy, i expect much more abuse out of you!

When good dominatrix go bad soft..........

 

[Westy]

We own it. And Westy, i expect much more abuse out of you!

WTF is wrong with you?

that is NOT how this works!

Clearly I was drunk and not thinking straight.

It won't happen again.