Jive, 5 Jives
Apparently, being an a$$hole gets you what you deserve..
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Pull the valve core out of all 4 tires every time they park it. They will either get the hint, or get towed.
Or at least a series of potential misdemeanor's in Colorado Springs. My neighbor works in Denver for the FBI. I'm not really sure in what capacity, we never really talk, he's pretty reclusive. Lawn hardly ever gets mowed, lots of trash, house hasn't had paint in whats clearly been at least a decade, 1 immobile car etc. He also has two teenage daughters, the oldest of which is a walking Asian driver stereotype, she's no more that 20 and totaled her second car about a month ago. Little over a week ago a flat bed drops the car off, apparently they bought the wreck back and the daughter has been driving it ever since. Car still has grease pencil from the cops/towing company all over the windows, no license plates, and they've been parking it right in front of my house all week. This happened when the daughter totaled the Dodge neonrofl
, apparently they don't want to have to look out their window and see a wrecked pile of a car so they park it in front of mine. I talked to them about this last time and got pretty much told to fvck off but they eventually moved it anyway. Couple days ago I come home and sure as the sun rises in the east, the new wreck is in front of my house. I'm already in an amazingly bad mood from dealing with the parts/"customer service" department at Colorado Springs BMW motorcycle and when I saw the car in front of the house I went into full boil. I went over to the neighbors and beat on the door and of course no one is home. My wife, who saw me come home is standing on the front porch when I come back tells me "the keys are still in the car". I go and look, sure as sh*t they are. In fact they are tied around the steering column with the steel cable the towing company/cops used to keep the keys with the car. It is physically impossible for the neighbors to remove the keys from the car. So I hop in (the car is disgusting inside, must have been 10000 cigarette butts) back the car up and park it in the neighbors driveway. I then grabbed a pair of wire cutters, clipped off the keys from the column, and threw them in the neighbors trash. Course, not 10 minutes goes by, neighbor and daughter come home and are on my porch asking if I know anything about it. I don't lie because I am furious and a confrontation follows where in I express my displeasure in no uncertain terms with the fact that I have to deal with them as neighbors. Things get pretty heated, I say GTFO and slam the door on them.
Yesterday morning I get a phone call from CSPD wanting to discuss the "incident" with said neighbor. The cop on the phone tells me twice, that this isn't because they were contacted by the neighbor, they were in fact contacted by my "neighbors employer and because of who they are and the nature of our relationship with them I was told by my boss to contact you". I was incredulous. "You mean because he works for the FBI you have to take time to call me about this even if he hasn't contacted you?" Cop was surprised I knew this and I told him I thought it irrelevant. Said I didn't give a sh*t if the neighbor was God himself, IMHO he is still a inconsiderate asshole. Cop proceeds to tell my I committed at least three misdemeanor offenses by moving the car, which in all honesty I pretty much knew I was committing at least one. Cop made me promise it wouldn't happen again and I thanked him for his time.
I guess what gets me, besides the fact that my neighbor is an inconsiderate, trashy low life, is the fact that it would seem that the FBI has nothing better to do than see to it that I get hassled by the man over a dispute with one of their employees? If the neighbor had called the cops and they had come over that would have been on thing, hell I expected it and if it had happened I'd have dealt with it then. But this round about "I have friends in high places" thing is fvcking retarded. I'm considering firing off an e-mail to the field office or DC and asking if this sort of closeted intimidation is typical or does it just happen here?
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this is getting entertaining....
Wait, you went off the handle because they parked legally on the street in front of your house?
And after the police decide not to do anything about the misdemeanors that you have admitted that you committed, you want to go back and start ****ing with them more?
love the conversion to Pesqueeb.
Or at least a series of potential misdemeanor's in Colorado Springs. My neighbor works in Denver for the FBI. I'm not really sure in what capacity, we never really talk, he's pretty reclusive. Lawn hardly ever gets mowed, lots of trash, house hasn't had paint in whats clearly been at least a decade, 1 immobile car etc. He also has two teenage daughters, the oldest of which is a walking Asian driver stereotype, she's no more that 20 and totaled her second car about a month ago. Little over a week ago a flat bed drops the car off, apparently they bought the wreck back and the daughter has been driving it ever since. Car still has grease pencil from the cops/towing company all over the windows, no license plates, and they've been parking it right in front of my house all week. This happened when the daughter totaled the Dodge neon
Yesterday morning I get a phone call from CSPD wanting to discuss the "incident" with said neighbor. The cop on the phone tells me twice, that this isn't because they were contacted by the neighbor, they were in fact contacted by my "neighbors employer and because of who they are and the nature of our relationship with them I was told by my boss to contact you". I was incredulous. "You mean because he works for the FBI you have to take time to call me about this even if he hasn't contacted you?" Cop was surprised I knew this and I told him I thought it irrelevant. Said I didn't give a sh*t if the neighbor was God himself, IMHO he is still a inconsiderate asshole. Cop proceeds to tell my I committed at least three misdemeanor offenses by moving the car, which in all honesty I pretty much knew I was committing at least one. Cop made me promise it wouldn't happen again and I thanked him for his time.
I guess what gets me, besides the fact that my neighbor is an inconsiderate, trashy low life, is the fact that it would seem that the FBI has nothing better to do than see to it that I get hassled by the man over a dispute with one of their employees? If the neighbor had called the cops and they had come over that would have been on thing, hell I expected it and if it had happened I'd have dealt with it then. But this round about "I have friends in high places" thing is fvcking retarded. I'm considering firing off an e-mail to the field office or DC and asking if this sort of closeted intimidation is typical or does it just happen here?
/rant
pretty strange and hard to believe circumstance with the inter law enforcement communication...
sorry for the aggrivation, but next time you should consult with the intranets prior to hasty misdemeanors, we would instead advise you of cheeky clever pranks that would be more fun with less chance of reprocussions.
spelling cat haz just gouged own eyes out
1. If the car in question is not permanently attached to your sidewalk, I'll give you a hint: park your car there.I'm aware of what city code says, thank you very much. I looked it up myself. Apparently you missed the part where I said the daughter has been driving the wreck, the part where I already talked to the father, and you also missed the part where I said I find it irrelevant who the father works for. Your specific employer do not excuse you from being a considerate human being and good neighbor.
And who ever changed the thread title is an ass.
2. You must live in a very special world if you didn't consider that her father has police connections which would only require a phone call to activate.
But that's life in the big city.
Last week, some a-hole has been starting his Harley after midnight 5 nights in a row. He lets it idle for 10 minutes and rev's it several times before pulling away.
Finally, after he circled the area 4 times between 1am and 3, I went out there to "discuss" it with him.
I knew the Harley owner was a jackass already and I assumed he might be disinclined to discuss this matter in a calm and rational manner because he is a Harley fag.
When I get out there, there are already 2 cop cars because the guy had been banging street signs with a crowbar (?).
After he rode away, we talked rationally with the homeowners, who apparently had it with their "guest" and apologized to the other neighbors.
That was the other part of it: this wasn't my complaint alone, but all the neighbors were willing to talk about it.
Or at least a series of potential misdemeanor's in Colorado Springs. My neighbor works in Denver for the FBI. I'm not really sure in what capacity, we never really talk, he's pretty reclusive. Lawn hardly ever gets mowed, lots of trash, house hasn't had paint in whats clearly been at least a decade, 1 immobile car etc. He also has two teenage daughters, the oldest of which is a walking Asian driver stereotype, she's no more that 20 and totaled her second car about a month ago. Little over a week ago a flat bed drops the car off, apparently they bought the wreck back and the daughter has been driving it ever since. Car still has grease pencil from the cops/towing company all over the windows, no license plates, and they've been parking it right in front of my house all week. This happened when the daughter totaled the Dodge neon
Yesterday morning I get a phone call from CSPD wanting to discuss the "incident" with said neighbor. The cop on the phone tells me twice, that this isn't because they were contacted by the neighbor, they were in fact contacted by my "neighbors employer and because of who they are and the nature of our relationship with them I was told by my boss to contact you". I was incredulous. "You mean because he works for the FBI you have to take time to call me about this even if he hasn't contacted you?" Cop was surprised I knew this and I told him I thought it irrelevant. Said I didn't give a sh*t if the neighbor was God himself, IMHO he is still a inconsiderate asshole. Cop proceeds to tell my I committed at least three misdemeanor offenses by moving the car, which in all honesty I pretty much knew I was committing at least one. Cop made me promise it wouldn't happen again and I thanked him for his time.
I guess what gets me, besides the fact that my neighbor is an inconsiderate, trashy low life, is the fact that it would seem that the FBI has nothing better to do than see to it that I get hassled by the man over a dispute with one of their employees? If the neighbor had called the cops and they had come over that would have been on thing, hell I expected it and if it had happened I'd have dealt with it then. But this round about "I have friends in high places" thing is fvcking retarded. I'm considering firing off an e-mail to the field office or DC and asking if this sort of closeted intimidation is typical or does it just happen here?
/rant
Personal pronoun cat haz just gouged his own eyes out...
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give PJ (kidwithbike) a break on the spelling. He has one arm broken badly and the other arm is in a sling. Typing is not his forte right now.
i told him to play the pity card with the ladies. not sure if he has had great success
I was making fun of JBP... Guess I overdid it on the quotes.
wait.....can we start again from the beginning...
Righto!
Or at least a series of potential misdemeanor's in Colorado Springs. My neighbor works in Denver for the FBI. I'm not really sure in what capacity, we never really talk, he's pretty reclusive. Lawn hardly ever gets mowed, lots of trash, house hasn't had paint in whats clearly been at least a decade, 1 immobile car etc. He also has two teenage daughters, the oldest of which is a walking Asian driver stereotype, she's no more that 20 and totaled her second car about a month ago. Little over a week ago a flat bed drops the car off, apparently they bought the wreck back and the daughter has been driving it ever since. Car still has grease pencil from the cops/towing company all over the windows, no license plates, and they've been parking it right in front of my house all week. This happened when the daughter totaled the Dodge neon
Yesterday morning I get a phone call from CSPD wanting to discuss the "incident" with said neighbor. The cop on the phone tells me twice, that this isn't because they were contacted by the neighbor, they were in fact contacted by my "neighbors employer and because of who they are and the nature of our relationship with them I was told by my boss to contact you". I was incredulous. "You mean because he works for the FBI you have to take time to call me about this even if he hasn't contacted you?" Cop was surprised I knew this and I told him I thought it irrelevant. Said I didn't give a sh*t if the neighbor was God himself, IMHO he is still a inconsiderate asshole. Cop proceeds to tell my I committed at least three misdemeanor offenses by moving the car, which in all honesty I pretty much knew I was committing at least one. Cop made me promise it wouldn't happen again and I thanked him for his time.
I guess what gets me, besides the fact that my neighbor is an inconsiderate, trashy low life, is the fact that it would seem that the FBI has nothing better to do than see to it that I get hassled by the man over a dispute with one of their employees? If the neighbor had called the cops and they had come over that would have been on thing, hell I expected it and if it had happened I'd have dealt with it then. But this round about "I have friends in high places" thing is fvcking retarded. I'm considering firing off an e-mail to the field office or DC and asking if this sort of closeted intimidation is typical or does it just happen here?
/rant
Or at least a series of potential misdemeanor's in Colorado Springs. My neighbor works in Denver for the FBI. I'm not really sure in what capacity, we never really talk, he's pretty reclusive. Lawn hardly ever gets mowed, lots of trash, house hasn't had paint in whats clearly been at least a decade, 1 immobile car etc. He also has two teenage daughters, the oldest of which is a walking Asian driver stereotype, she's no more that 20 and totaled her second car about a month ago. Little over a week ago a flat bed drops the car off, apparently they bought the wreck back and the daughter has been driving it ever since. Car still has grease pencil from the cops/towing company all over the windows, no license plates, and they've been parking it right in front of my house all week. This happened when the daughter totaled the Dodge neon
Yesterday morning I get a phone call from CSPD wanting to discuss the "incident" with said neighbor. The cop on the phone tells me twice, that this isn't because they were contacted by the neighbor, they were in fact contacted by my "neighbors employer and because of who they are and the nature of our relationship with them I was told by my boss to contact you". I was incredulous. "You mean because he works for the FBI you have to take time to call me about this even if he hasn't contacted you?" Cop was surprised I knew this and I told him I thought it irrelevant. Said I didn't give a sh*t if the neighbor was God himself, IMHO he is still a inconsiderate asshole. Cop proceeds to tell my I committed at least three misdemeanor offenses by moving the car, which in all honesty I pretty much knew I was committing at least one. Cop made me promise it wouldn't happen again and I thanked him for his time.
I guess what gets me, besides the fact that my neighbor is an inconsiderate, trashy low life, is the fact that it would seem that the FBI has nothing better to do than see to it that I get hassled by the man over a dispute with one of their employees? If the neighbor had called the cops and they had come over that would have been on thing, hell I expected it and if it had happened I'd have dealt with it then. But this round about "I have friends in high places" thing is fvcking retarded. I'm considering firing off an e-mail to the field office or DC and asking if this sort of closeted intimidation is typical or does it just happen here?
/rant
Okay.
This car has no plates right? Isnt it illegal to park a car on city streets w/o plates. Just call parking enforcement and have it towed.
Or, buy a absolute ****hep turd of a car and park it in front of their house
or just drop it.
Or, buy a absolute ****hep turd of a car and park it in front of their house
or just drop it.
NDKG-
people who get pissed about street parking like this are funny.
people who get pissed about street parking like this are funny.
Nah, sic the local teabaggers on them. Start a rumor that he's an illegal who is working not only working for the FBI, but he's dropped a couple of anchor babies here.
I would watch yourself...ever heard of Bushidō?
Hebrew
או לפחות סידרת פוטנציאליים המגונה בקולורדו ספרינגס. השכן שלי פועל דנוור עבור FBI. אני לא ממש בטוח ובאיזה אופן, אנחנו אף פעם לא באמת לדבר, הוא מתבודד למדי. מדשאה אי פעם בקושי מקבל mowed, רבות אשפה, הבית לא היה צבע whats בבירור עבר לפחות העשור, 1 הקאפה לרכב וכדומה. גם יש לו שתי בנות בגיל ההתבגרות, העתיק ביותר מביניהם הוא סטריאוטיפ מנהל אסיה הליכה, היא לא יותר זה 20 ו הסתכמו ב במכוניתה השני אודות לפני חודש. מעט מעל לפני שבוע מיטה שטוחה משחרר את המכונית, כנראה הם רכשו את פרפר בחזרה, הבת יש כבר נהיגה אותו מאז. מכונית יש עיפרון גריז מתוך שוטרים/towing חברה כל עדיין מעל החלונות, לוחות ללא רשיון, והם כבר הייתה חניה אותו מימין בחזית הבית שלי כל שבוע. זה קרה כאשר הבת לסיכום neon() הבהרה, כנראה שהם לא רוצים להיות חפשו החלון שלהם ולראות ערימת אסדת מכונית כך הם פארק אותה בחזית שלי. דיברתי אליהם על זה יפה בפעם האחרונה ואת got הרבה נאמר fvck אך הם בסופו של דבר עברו אותו בכל מקרה. מזווגים ימים באתי הביתה והוא בטוח כמו עולה השמש במזרח, פרפר חדש בחזית הבית שלי. אני כבר במצב רוח רע להפליא מ להתמודד עם החלקים / מחלקה "שירות לקוחות" בכל אופנוע BMW קולורדו ספרינגס, כאשר ראיתי את המכונית בחזית הבית שנכנסתי מלא שניהלתי. אני ניגש השכנים והיכו על הדלת והוא כמובן אף אחד בבית. אשתי, שראה אותי לבוא הביתה הוא עומד במרפסת הקדמית כאשר אני בא בחזרה אומר לי "המפתחות הם עדיין ברכב". ללכת ואני מראה, כי כפי ששש * t הם. למעשה הם קשורים סביב העמודה steering עם כבל פלדה שוטרים/החברה towing המשמש כדי להשאיר את מפתחות המכונית. זה בלתי אפשרי פיזית השכנים להסיר את המפתחות המכונית. כך ניתן לעלות ב (המכונית הוא מגעיל בתוך, וודאי היה בדלי סיגריות 10000) לגבות את המכונית ואת פארק אותו ב ממש שכנים. אני לאחר מכן תפסו זוג c תיל
Japanese
または少なくとも一連の潜在性misdemeanor' コロラドスプリングスのs。 私の隣人はFBIのためのデンバーで働く。 I' どんなで容量を、私達が決して真剣に話さないかm実際に本当に、he' 孤立したsかなり。 芝生はほとんど刈られて、屑、家hasn'の多く得ない; はっきり少なくともディケイドはである何tに、1台の不動車等でペンキがあった。 歩くアジアドライバーステレオタイプはであるかどれの彼にまた2人の10代の娘、最も古いのが、she'いる; これ以上s 20および彼女の第2車約月前に合計されて。 少し前に週に平床式トレーラーは車を落とす、外見上彼らは大破を買い戻し、娘はずっとそれをその後運転している。 車はまだWindows、ナンバープレートおよびthey'をくまなく警察官または牽引の会社からの光沢面用鉛筆を備えていない; 私の家の真ん前それを駐車しているveすべての週。 これは娘がごまかしのネオンを合計したときに()、外見上それらdon'起こった; tはWindowsを見なければなりたいと思い、車の破壊された山を見るためにそうそれらは私の物の前のそれを駐車する。 私はそれらにこの最後についてのそしてfvckに得られたほとんど言われてを離れて話したが、それらは結局それをとにかく移動した。 カップル幾日前に私は家に帰り、太陽が東に上がると同時に本当に、新しい大破は私の家の前にある。 I' parts/"を取扱うことからの非常に悪い気分のm既に; 顧客のservice" 私が家の前の車を見たときにコロラドスプリングスBMWのオートバイの部門私は完全な沸騰に入り。 私は隣人に行き、ドアの音は当然誰もホームであり。 私がもどって来るとき私が家に帰るのを見た私の妻、フロント・ポーチに言う私に"を立っている; キーはcar"にまだある;。 私はsh*tがそれらあるので、本当に行き、見る。 実際はそれらは鋼鉄ケーブルが付いているステアリング・コラムのまわりで車とのキーを保つのに使用される牽引の会社か警察官結ばれる。 隣人が車からキーを除去することは物理的に不可能である。 従って私は(車は実にいやな内部、10000本の吸いがらだったにちがいないである背部で車飛び、隣人の私道のそれを駐車する。 私はそしてワイヤーカッターのペアをつかみ、コラムからのキーを離れて切、そして隣人の屑のそれらを投げた。 コースは、10分行かない、私がそれについての何でも確認するかどうか尋ねている隣人および娘は家に帰り、私のポーチにある。 I don' 私が私は隣人としてそれらを取扱わなければならないという事実の私の不満をどこにきっぱりと表現するか私が激烈であるおよび対立は続くのでtのうそ。 事はかなり熱くする得る、私はGTFOを言い、それらのドアをばたんと閉める。
昨日の朝私は"を論議したいと思うCSPDから電話を得る; incident" 前述の隣人を使って。 電話の警察官は私に、そのこのisn'二度告げる; 実際は隣人によって連絡されたのでt、私の"によって接触した; それらの私達の関係の隣人の雇用者そしてそれらがだれのためにであるおよび性質私は私の主任によってyou"にか連絡するために告げられた;。 私は信じなかった。 " 彼があなたが彼hasn'これについての私に問い合わせるのに時間をかけなければならないFBIのために働くので意味する; tは連絡したか。" 警察官はIが関係がないそれを考えたことをこれおよび私彼に言ったことを私が確認したことを驚いた。 前述のI didn' tは隣人が神彼自身sh*t、彼によってが今でも軽率なろくでなしであるIMHOを与える。 警察官は実のところ私がほとんど知っていた車の移動によって私は少なくとも1つを託していたことを託した少なくとも3つの軽罪違反を私に私を告げることを進む。 警察官は私にそれにwouldn'を約束させる; tは再度起こり、私は彼の時間の間彼に感謝した。
私は私が従業員の1人と論争上の人によって口論されて得ることがFBIよく何もより見るそれにすることがないことに私を得るものが、あるそれようであろうという事実は推測する私の隣人軽率な、屑の低い生命であるという事実のほかにか。 隣人が警察官を呼出したら、そして事にあろうやって来たら、地獄私はそれを、そして期待した起こされたI'があったら; dはそれをそれから取扱ってしまった。 しかし"についてのこの円形; 私に高いplaces"で友人がある; 事は遅れるfvckingである。 I' 電子メールにフィールドオフィスかDCを離れて発射し、この種類のcloseted強迫が典型的であるまたはそれをちょうどするかどうか尋ねることを考慮するmはここに起こるか。
aw hell naw!
Or at least a series of potential misdemeanor's in colorado springs. My neighbor works in denver for the fbi. I'm not really sure in what capacity, we never really talk, he's pretty reclusive. Lawn hardly ever gets mowed, lots of trash, house hasn't had paint in whats clearly been at least a decade, 1 immobile car etc. He also has two teenage daughters, the oldest of which is a walking asian driver stereotype, she's no more that 20 and totaled her second car about a month ago. Little over a week ago a flat bed drops the car off, apparently they bought the wreck back and the daughter has been driving it ever since. Car still has grease pencil from the cops/towing company all over the windows, no license plates, and they've been parking it right in front of my house all week. This happened when the daughter totaled the dodge neon
Yesterday morning i get a phone call from cspd wanting to discuss the "incident" with said neighbor. The cop on the phone tells me twice, that this isn't because they were contacted by the neighbor, they were in fact contacted by my "neighbors employer and because of who they are and the nature of our relationship with them i was told by my boss to contact you". I was incredulous. "you mean because he works for the fbi you have to take time to call me about this even if he hasn't contacted you?" cop was surprised i knew this and i told him i thought it irrelevant. Said i didn't give a sh*t if the neighbor was god himself, imho he is still a inconsiderate asshole. Cop proceeds to tell my i committed at least three misdemeanor offenses by moving the car, which in all honesty i pretty much knew i was committing at least one. Cop made me promise it wouldn't happen again and i thanked him for his time.
I guess what gets me, besides the fact that my neighbor is an inconsiderate, trashy low life, is the fact that it would seem that the fbi has nothing better to do than see to it that i get hassled by the man over a dispute with one of their employees? If the neighbor had called the cops and they had come over that would have been on thing, hell i expected it and if it had happened i'd have dealt with it then. But this round about "i have friends in high places" thing is fvcking retarded. I'm considering firing off an e-mail to the field office or dc and asking if this sort of closeted intimidation is typical but then my mom got scared and said: “you’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything i could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, “yo holmes smell ya later!” looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
/rant
Jew mill-inqas serje ta 'reat potenzjali fil Colorado Molol. ġar tiegħi xogħlijiet Denver għall-FBI. M'inix ċert verament f'liema kapaċità, aħna qatt ma nitkellmu, huwa pjuttost reclusive. Lawn kważi qatt gets jinħasdux, lottijiet ta 'Trash, dar ma kellhiex żebgħa fil X'qed b'mod ċar mill-inqas għaxar snin, 1 eċċ karozza wieqfa Huwa wkoll żewġ ibniet adolescent, l-eqdem li huwa mixi stereotype sewwieq Ażjatiċi, hi l-ebda aktar minn 20 u ammonta għal tieni kabina tagħha madwar xahar ilu. Ftit iktar minn ġimgħa ilu sodda ċatta qtar-karozza barra, apparentement huma xtara l-relitt dahar u l-bint ġiet sewqan qatt peress. Karozza għadha lapes griż mill-kobob / irmonk kumpanija kollha fuq il-twieqi, l-ebda pjanċi tal-liċenzji, u dawn ġew ħadthom ipparkjar dritt quddiem tad-dar tiegħi kollha ġimgħa. Dan ġara meta l-bint kienu jammontaw għal l-neon Dodge (), apparentament ma jridux li jkollhom joqogħdu attenti tieqa tagħhom u ara pile jiġġarrfu ta 'karozza sabiex ikunu parkeġġ fil quddiem tal-mini. I tkellmu għalihom dwar dan iż-żmien l-aħħar u ltqajna pjuttost ħafna qal li fvck darba biss iżda eventwalment mċaqalqa hija xorta waħda. jiem ilu Koppja nasal id-dar u żgur ix-xemx titla fil-Lvant, il-relitt ġdid huwa fuq quddiem tad-dar tiegħi. I'm diġà fi burdata amazingly ħażin mill x'jaqsmu mal-partijiet / "klijent tas-servizz" dipartiment ta 'BMW mutur Colorado Molol u meta rajt il-karozza quddiem tad-dar I marru fis għalli sħiħa. I marru fuq il-ġirien u taħbit fuq il-bieb u ta 'kors ebda wieħed huwa d-dar. Marti, li raw lili ġejjin dar tkun wieqfa fuq il-porch quddiem meta nasal lura jgħidlekx me "il-ċwievet għadhom fil-karozza". Mmur u jfittxu, żgur bħala t * sh huma. Fil-fatt dawn huma marbuta madwar l-isteering bil-kejbil l-azzar il-kumpannija l-irmonk / kobob użat biex iżommu l-imfietaħ mal-karozza. Huwa fiżikament impossibbli għall-ġirien biex tneħħi l-ċwievet mill-karozza. So I tal-ħops fil-(il-karozza hija ġewwa disgusting, għandhom ikunu ġew butts sigaretti 10000) lura l-karozza up u parkeġġ fil-driveway ġirien. I mbagħad grabbed par cutters wajer, maqtugħ barra mill-ċwievet mill-kolonna, u threw fil-Trash ġirien. Kors, mhux 10 minuta tmur minn, ġirien u bint ġejjin dar u huma fuq porch tiegħi tistaqsi jekk naf xejn dwar dan. I ma jinstabux minħabba I am furious u konfrontazzjoni ġej fejn fl nesprimi displeasure tiegħi fl-ebda f'termini inċerti mal-fatt li għandi jittrattaw magħhom bħala ġirien. Affarijiet nikseb pretty imsaħħan, I say GTFO u slam-bieb fuqhom.
Il-bieraħ filgħodu niġi telefonata minn CSPD jixtiequ jiddiskutu l-inċident "ma qal ġar. Il-COP fuq il-phone jgħidlekx me darbtejn, li dan mhux minħabba li ġew ikkuntattjati mill-ġar, huma kienu fil-fatt ikkuntattjat minn min iħaddem tiegħi ġirien "u minħabba li huma u n-natura tar-relazzjoni tagħna magħhom I kien qal lill- boxxla tiegħi li tikkuntattja int ". I kien incredulous. "You tfisser li taħdem għall-FBI għandek tieħu ħin biex isejħuli dwar dan anki jekk ma jkunx kkuntattjati int?" COP kien sorpriż kont naf dan u I qallu ħsibt li irrilevanti. Said I ma jagħti t * sh jekk il-proxxmu kienet Alla nnifsu, IMHO huwa jkun għadu asshole inconsiderate. rikavat Čop li tgħid I tiegħi reati reat mill-inqas tliet billi mexxew il-karozza, li fl-onestà I pretty ħafna kien jaf I kien jitwettaq mill-inqas wieħed. COP saru me wegħda li ma jerġax iseħħ u I rringrazzja lilu għal ħin tiegħu.
I raden dak me gets, minbarra l-fatt li l-ġar tiegħi hija, inconsiderate ħajja trashy baxx, huwa l-fatt li jidher li l-FBI m'għandha xejn aħjar biex jagħmlu milli tara li l niġi hassled mill-bniedem fuq kwistjoni ma wieħed mill-impjegati tagħhom? Jekk il-ġar kien talab l-cops u huma kienu fuq li kienu fuq ħaġa, enfer I mistennija u jekk hija kienet ġara I'd ilhom jitħabtu ma 'dan iż-żmien. Iżda dan tond madwar "Għandi l-ħbieb fil-postijiet għolja" hija ħaġa fvcking mdewwma. I'm kkunsidrat isparar off e-mail lill-uffiċċju għalqa jew DC u tistaqsi jekk dan it-tip ta 'intimidazzjoni closeted huwa tipiku jew ma jiġri biss hawn?
/ Arrest
Apparently the word "rant" translates to "arrest" in Maltese.
Didn't all of the Lounge agree not to talk to cops?
Good thing the cops got there before you got a chance to have a "discussion" with the Harley Fag's crowbar. Vigilante Fail.
Sudden craving for a "Royal with Cheese."
Epic THREAD, I will have to renew my free limited lifetime membership to RM.
Still too much wordage.
DRAMA
/rant
There, I translated it into princess for you, now suck it up.
Too many colors in your post.There, I translated it into princess for you, now suck it up.
I am actually doing excellent in both those departments! went to a ridicoulously good Sushi place near bryant park with a young lady two nights ago, she was impressed with how ambidextrous I am. nuff said.
JBP, I apologize for the lapse in spelling.
Jon, thanks for standing up to the spelling Silverback gorilla for me.
I thought about going out there with a baseball bat or a gun, but the reality is that I am not going to hurt someone over loud noises.
It was a huge dilemma for me to go out there at all, since I figured talking would do nothing.
But I would have at least figured out who exactly was the rider (I didn't know who it was, and I do know all the bikers on the street), and I could have complained to their landlord and the cops.
It was extremely fortunate that this a-hole gave cause for the cops to arrive.