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Are Democrats Sexier than Republicans?

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
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I only ask because it always seems to be the Democrats who have the sex scandals;

Kennedy, Clinton, Hart, Kerry.

Maybe I just missed the Republican episodes, have there been many or are they a dour lot when it comes to extra-curricular bedroom gymnastics?
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
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Originally posted by I Are Baboon
Dems can't keep their dicks in their pants and that makes them sexy?

:confused:
I just thought that maybe they had more/better opportunities. (I don't assign higher morals to either camp when it comes to politicos of that level of power.)

Anyway, it's a light-hearted thread, don't go getting all moralistic so soon..
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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Yes, the Dems have sex scandals and republicans have, umm, other scandals... that are far more scary.
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
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Originally posted by fluff
I just thought that maybe they had more/better opportunities. (I don't assign higher morals to either camp when it comes to politicos of that level of power.)

Anyway, it's a light-hearted thread, don't go getting all moralistic so soon..
I know you're being light hearted. :)

Did you see the chicks Clinton was banging? They were nothing to brag about. :dead: Even ugly people have sex, but that doesn't make them sexy.
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
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Originally posted by I Are Baboon
I know you're being light hearted. :)

Did you see the chicks Clinton was banging? They were nothing to brag about. :dead: Even ugly people have sex, but that doesn't make them sexy.
True, I don't think either party gets the best of the ladeez, maybe politics just ain't that sexy. (They're all failed rock-star wannabes).

Since JFK anyway. (Wasn't Gary Hart's bit-on-the-side relatively decent?)
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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No. Republicans can be sexy too, but you'd never know it because they only rarely get busy for procreation's sake, in the dark, and with a sheet between them so that only their no-no-naughty bits touch.