from the roger williams university college republicans:
The Penis Monologues:
"The Penis Workshop"
"My penis is a mushroom, a long purple-tipped mushroom, getting harder and softer, harder and softer. My penis is a fuel line, long and volatile, carrying an explosive, ready to explode."
" My Angry Penis"
"My penis is angry. It is. It's pissed off. My penis is furious and it needs to talk. It needs to talk all this ****. It needs to talk to you....All this **** they're constantly trying to put on us, pull on us--cover us up, make it go away. Well, my penis is not going away. It's pissed off and it's staying right here."
-to be spoken by James Soares
" The Little Power Drill That Could"
"Afterward, the gorgeous man teaches me everything I need to know about my power drill and he teaches me all the different ways to give myself pleasure. He's very thorough. He tells me to always know how to give myself pleasure so I'll never have to rely on a woman. In the morning I am worried that I've become fairy because I'm so in love with him. He laughs, but I never see him again."
-to be spoken by Eric Fournier
" Reclaiming Cock"
"I call it cock. I've reclaimed it, 'cock'. I really like it. 'Cock'. Listen to it. 'Cock'."
-to be spoken by Jason Mattera
don't miss the photo gallery
The Penis Monologues:
"The Penis Workshop"
"My penis is a mushroom, a long purple-tipped mushroom, getting harder and softer, harder and softer. My penis is a fuel line, long and volatile, carrying an explosive, ready to explode."
" My Angry Penis"
"My penis is angry. It is. It's pissed off. My penis is furious and it needs to talk. It needs to talk all this ****. It needs to talk to you....All this **** they're constantly trying to put on us, pull on us--cover us up, make it go away. Well, my penis is not going away. It's pissed off and it's staying right here."
-to be spoken by James Soares
" The Little Power Drill That Could"
"Afterward, the gorgeous man teaches me everything I need to know about my power drill and he teaches me all the different ways to give myself pleasure. He's very thorough. He tells me to always know how to give myself pleasure so I'll never have to rely on a woman. In the morning I am worried that I've become fairy because I'm so in love with him. He laughs, but I never see him again."
-to be spoken by Eric Fournier
" Reclaiming Cock"
"I call it cock. I've reclaimed it, 'cock'. I really like it. 'Cock'. Listen to it. 'Cock'."
-to be spoken by Jason Mattera
don't miss the photo gallery
