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Are you a kin to a monkey?

robdamanii

OMG! <3 Tom Brady!
May 2, 2005
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Out of my mind, back in a moment.
The Monkey Song
Robin and Crystal Bernard

Chorus:
I'm no kin to the monkey (no no no)
The monkey's no kin to me (yeah yeah yeah)
I don't know much about his ancestors
but mine didn't swing from a tree

It seems so unbelievable
And yet they say that it's true
They're teaching us about it in school now
That humans were monkeys once too

(Chorus)

Although it's so ridiculous
They're teaching us now that it's true
The teachers that came from a monkey
Would be better off in a zoo

(Chorus)

It seems so much more believable
And surely, surely it's true
That God made Man in His image
No monkey story will do

(Chorus)

This monkey business has to go
Because it just isn't true
It's such a disgrace to the monkey
A disgrace to the human race too

(Chorus)

mine didn't swing from a tree
mine didn't swing from a tree



----Some bizarre song from the 70's that touts evolution as being bunk. Heard it on O&A, I'm looking for the audio file, because it's infectious as hell.

Found the link.

WARNING, NOT SAFE FOR WORK WEBSITE, BUT THE SONG IS FINE!

http://www.foundrymusic.com/opieanthony/displaymedia.cfm/div/opieanthony/id/10662/