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are you a man and use cologne?

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do you use cologne?

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narlus

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
24,658
65
behind the viewfinder
'wear' cologne sounds really dumb. if you are only 'wearing' it, can you not be naked?

this will be the deciding 'metro or not' poll.
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,000
22,034
Sleazattle
I got some cologne for Christmas in '91. Don't think the bottle has been opened yet. My natural musk is manly enough.

My boss takes showers in it. It is handy as you can smell him well before he is seen or heard.
 
J

JRB

Guest
Can I have an "on occasion, but will be damned if I am talking about it" option???

I don't even know what kind it is. I know it's not Old Spice.
 
biggins

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
7,173
9
i wear various scents and i enjoy a girl leaning in and sniffing my neck it gives me a good opportunity to look down their shirt at their boobies. its also a good conversation starter when a woman wants to know what it is you are wearing becuase it smells oh so inviting. i think the poll should also include wether or not the guy answering the poll is married.

so yes from me.
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
There isn't a "Good God, F*CK NO!!!" choice in the poll, so I just picked "No".
 
I Are Baboon

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,743
10,686
MTB New England
No cologne. I use scentless moisturizing lotion for aftershave.

The last time MBC and I went skiing, some dude in the locker area was frikkin covered in cologne. It damn near gagged me. WHY the hell would you need to cover yourself in cologne for a day of skiing??
 
J

JRB

Guest
narlus said:
you, and only you, have the power to move into the NO brigade. you goddamn sally.
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Thanks, but honesty made me vote earlier.

I won't talk about it though. I promise.
 
Qman

Qman

Monkey
Feb 7, 2005
633
0
no. but there's a guy working in my shop right now that has a big enough cloud around him that others may think I'm wearing it.
It's making my eyes tear up in pain.
Time to turn on the dust collector!
 
Slugman

Slugman

Frankenbike
Apr 29, 2004
4,024
0
Miami, FL
loco said:
Still mad that I had to just say "yes" instead of "on occasion".
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My personal take is that if it is only for special events/evening - then it qualifies as "no".

biggins said:
i think the poll should also include wether or not the guy answering the poll is married.
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I'll wear it only when the wife and I are headin out for a big night - and it's only because she wants me to!
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
I Are Baboon said:
the votes are public ya freakin noob.
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Isn't there a feature where you can see who voted for what?

That's what I meant, meanie. :(
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
I Are Baboon said:
Yeah, click on either of the underlined numbers in the poll results.

:clue:
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Oh DUH!

Thanks!




You're still mean though....
:blah:
 
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I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo
Sep 6, 2001
4,254
28
Livin it up in the O.C.
I Are Baboon said:
No cologne. I use scentless moisturizing lotion for aftershave.

The last time MBC and I went skiing, some dude in the locker area was frikkin covered in cologne. It damn near gagged me. WHY the hell would you need to cover yourself in cologne for a day of skiing??
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So the dogs can find you easier when you get caught in an avalanche ;)
 
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I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo
Sep 6, 2001
4,254
28
Livin it up in the O.C.
Slugman said:
My personal take is that if it is only for special events/evening - then it qualifies as "no".



I'll wear it only when the wife and I are headin out for a big night - and it's only because she wants me to!
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Cough... Whipped. Cough cough.

Maybe if you showered when you got home from riding, she wouldn't make you.

Or maybe your wife is too used to those Miami guys.

Oh... I'm Slug, and I smell bad. I used to be hard core, but now I wear cologne.
If your old friends knew, they would BEAT your azz.
 
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