[JRB]

Parachute

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board,
but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, “I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player; the Lakers need me, I can’t afford to die.” So he took the
first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, “I am the wife of the
former U. S. President, a Senator from New York, and a potential
future president And I am the smartest woman in American history, so
America’s people don’t want me to die.” She took the second pack and
jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, Wesley Clark, said, “I’m a General in the Army
of the United States of America,”
I am also going to be my parties nominee for President. So he
grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life, and
served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have
the last parachute,”

The girl said, “That’s okay. There’s a parachute left for you.
America’s smartest woman took my schoolbag.”

 

[zod]

excellent!

 

[golgiaparatus]

Ive heard many variations of that joke... The only question was who has the little girls book bag

I thought maybe there was going to be a cool twist where GW grabs the last pack and gives the doomed little girl the finger on the way down, but alas, it was the same joke

 

[BigMike]

Ha Ha......... women are dumb

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Funny

 

[mack]

wanna hear a joke?

womens rights.

what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

nothing you already told her twice

why dont real men have to know how to open beers?

because it should be open when the woman brings it to you.

all jokes courtesy of my english teacher.

 

[DHRacer]

Originally posted by zod
excellent!

Most excellent