Wow, this was the funniest/scariest survey I have ever taken! Here is the email, and here are some of the "feelings" questions they asked. The Army National Guard is proud to be able to count on you. We are asking for a few minutes of your time to participate in a survey to help us understand what is most important to you and why. The information you give to us will be grouped with information from other Guard members most like you and will be used to help the Recruiting and Retention Division design better incentives and bonuses. To thank you for your participation in this survey, you have an opportunity to win one of three prizes. Winners will be selected in a random drawing the second week of March 2008, and notified by email. You could win: a touch-screen GPS system, an 8-GB iPod Nano, or one of three (3) National Guard Backpacks. The survey will end on Feb. 29th, 2008 Thank you for your help. COL Michael Jones Division Chief ARNG Accession and Strength Management The scale was: Strongly Disagree, Somewhat Disagree, Somewhat Agree, and Strongly Agree I am often interested in theories I like outrageous people and things. I like a lot of variety in my life. I love to make things I can use every day. I follow the latest trends and fashions. Just as the Bible says, the world literally was created in six days. I like being in charge of a group.I like to learn about art, culture, and history. I often crave excitement. I am really interested only in a few things. I would rather make something than buy it. I dress more fashionably than most people. The federal government should encourage prayers in public schools. I have more ability than most people. I consider myself an intellectual. I must admit that I like to show off. I like trying new things. I am very interested in how mechanical things, such as engines, work. I like to dress in the latest fashions. There is too much sex on television today. I like to lead others. I would like to spend a year or more in a foreign country. I like a lot of excitement in my life. I must admit that my interests are somewhat narrow and limited. I like making things of wood, metal, or other such material. I want to be considered fashionable. A woman's life is fulfilled only if she can provide a happy home for her family. I like the challenge of doing something I have never done before. I like to learn about things even if they may never be of any use to me. I like to make things with my hands. I am always looking for a thrill. I like doing things that are new and different. I like to look through hardware or automotive stores. I would like to understand more about how the universe works. I like my life to be pretty much the same from week to week. Wow, that was awesome.