True.narlus said:
They actually tried surrendering everything, but we still had to destroy significant bits during the Normandy invasion.
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They actually tried surrendering everything, but we still had to destroy significant bits during the Normandy invasion.
Well the mistake there was not destroying the french.narlus said:
Destroy? Nah. We should've annexed them simply for the food, cheese, and wine.DRB said:
Not to mention we'd now own Chamonix. Which would be really nice. :dancing:
The French people you ninny.SkaredShtles said:Destroy? Nah. We should've annexed them simply for the food, cheese, and wine.
They're the ones who know how to make the cheese and wine you fool.DRB said:
I guess we could destroy all the non-artisans.
You'd have to enslave them otherwise they'd simply keep going on strike. You could teach the Germans how to do it - then you'd get twice as much output.SkaredShtles said:They're the ones who know how to make the cheese and wine you fool.
I guess we could destroy all the non-artisans.
I dunno. I think we'll let them make the sausage and beer. I don't think the Germans have enough......... flair for the cheese and winemaking.fluff said:
So if we have sausage and beer do we really need wine and cheese?SkaredShtles said:I dunno. I think we'll let them make the sausage and beer. I don't think the Germans have enough......... flair for the cheese and winemaking.
Absolutely. Man cannot live on beer alone.DRB said:
Infidel, you must die.SkaredShtles said:
It's worth a try though. Certainly a better option than trying to live on an iPod.SkaredShtles said:
I've been told that by better men than you, Sweetcheeks.DRB said:
I can agree with that. But life's not worth living without wine, cheese, *and* beer. Oh, and steak. Let's not forget steak.fluff said:
Show of hands - who on this thread bashed the french but have never been to france?
I've gone half a dozen times and never had a problem.
Actually the worst treatment anywhere around the world has been in Florida.
I've gone half a dozen times and never had a problem.
Actually the worst treatment anywhere around the world has been in Florida.
Nice pictures John.Austin Bike said:
I've been to France. Several times. Didn't have any problems except for one very unhelpful transit employee in Sallanches.Austin Bike said:
But they're sooo much fun to heckle. You can't deny that.
And they make damn good wine and cheese.
Edit: I'd bet dollars to donuts that fluff's been there. Lots.
And you'd win. Been there lots, it's a great place and I like the French!:hot:SkaredShtles said:Edit: I'd bet dollars to donuts that fluff's been there. Lots.
Oh, and Paris is not typical of France as London is not typical of the UK.
You trying out to be Vanna's replacement?Toshi said:i've been to paris and the workers were indeed on strike.
here's me looking young and strangely girlishback in 2001:
Just not the same with narlus away
Who the Hell is "narlus"??MMike said:
Has an aversion to vowelsSkaredShtles said:Who the Hell is "narlus"??
Hasn't fixed the cleavage debacle.fluff said:
i might have to pull a 1st time H8R and delete this thread.
Hi.narlus said:
Who are you?
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<whew>narlus said:
Well at least you're not Manhattanprick23057017505-8`25-891-358
By the way, the Franziskaner Kristall ain't that great. But maybe the second bottle will be an improvement.
Its probably only been the in mini bar for 3 years.fluff said:
Hey give me some credit - I ordered the Franzsikannerzdreireicharyan Kristallnacht from room service (along with the Hilton Burger, Mediterranean salad and Creme Brulee). I'm just using the mini-bar to keep it cool (and hunting for a bottle opener that turned out to be strategically hidden right on top of it).DRB said:
It's getting better by the swallow, btw. I could almost live on this stuff.
you have just proved that you have no tastefluff said:
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i should say that franzis kristall (white label yeah ?) is a real real light beer for herman brews... but you prolly know that... it s more of a summer beer that you can slam down... one of my old workmates introducted me to it... definately not one of my faves, but on a hot day it is a real treat... i have a case of that cr@p in my stash back in CA...
go pogues fashion... 'p1ss yaself in frankfurt and get sick down in cologne'
shirley - i saw the frankfurt galaxy play... pretty good time actually, made a sh1t load from the tickets i scalped and dranks mad amounts of beer from massive plastic cups... my first live experience of american football... not totally forgettable so i was happy...