So, I’ll probably repeat this every year, but 14 years ago, I ended up in the hooskow on the Saturday night of the Hill Climb. (I was at a concert at the Village). To say that I was surrounded by the dumbest fucking rednecks is quite an understatement. I got a nickname in there, ‘the professor’. I got sober very shortly after. I consider it quite an achievement.
jackson hole hillclimb......how to kill the spectators
Chris Burandt on Instagram: "In honor of one of the greatest spectacles we have in our industry going on this weekend I thought I’d throw back to one of the last times I competed at the Jackson Hole Hillclimb . Looking forward to my 20 year ban being lifted here shortly…. (Kidding of course) Good luck to all of the racers this weekend and here’s a Pro tip…Don’t turn left!!! ♂️"
19K likes, 315 comments - chrisburandt211 on March 22, 2024: "In honor of one of the greatest spectacles we have in our industry going on this weekend I thought I’d throw back to one of the last times I competed at the Jackson Hole Hillclimb . Looking forward to my 20 year ban being lifted here...www.instagram.com
@kidwoo
WTF were that bunch of marshalls thinking half-way down who thought they could just stop it with outstretched arms?...
jackson hole hillclimb......how to kill the spectators
Chris Burandt on Instagram: "In honor of one of the greatest spectacles we have in our industry going on this weekend I thought I’d throw back to one of the last times I competed at the Jackson Hole Hillclimb . Looking forward to my 20 year ban being lifted here shortly…. (Kidding of course) Good luck to all of the racers this weekend and here’s a Pro tip…Don’t turn left!!! ♂️"
19K likes, 315 comments - chrisburandt211 on March 22, 2024: "In honor of one of the greatest spectacles we have in our industry going on this weekend I thought I’d throw back to one of the last times I competed at the Jackson Hole Hillclimb . Looking forward to my 20 year ban being lifted here...www.instagram.com
@kidwoo
negative, thanks for the imagerydid you have to bust out the knife?
/me has never encountered a poop knife. Apparently need to up my rectum-and-anus-game
Embracing the sweet release of death, I assume.WTF were that bunch of marshalls thinking half-way down who thought they could just stop it with outstretched arms?...
I have dreams like that where an out of control ebike rams a bunch of trail cloggers...WTF were that bunch of marshalls thinking half-way down who thought they could just stop it with outstretched arms?...
You paint a…conflicted…picture here.I have dreams like that where an out of control ebike rams a bunch of trail cloggers...
I am sunning my hydrodynamic body
Manatees are hydrodynamic
So are whales.
Apparently, my old bike does fit the SIL's BF, and he's extremely stoked on it. FKNA.The old "gravel" bike (more of a multi-surface adventure touring road bike but that's splitting hairs) may well fit the SIL's boyfriend, and he has also been gravel curious. So she took it home with her after her visit this weekend to see if it'll work for him. That would be about the easiest goll dern bike sale I've ever made.
You should go skiing... you know, to "celebrate."Apparently, my old bike does fit the SIL's BF, and he's extremely stoked on it. FKNA.
I’m looking at it from the jonkranked POV, which to hate more, the ebike, or the cloggers?Absolutely not.
hate everything all the time. you should know that by now.I’m looking at it from the jonkranked POV, which to hate more, the ebike, or the cloggers?
Or I guess to your point, equally?
Except tacos. 'Cause those things are fkn DELICIOUS.hate everything all the time. you should know that by now.
Sounds like we might be heading to the schnitzel joint on the way out to el aeropuerto. Mmmm... schnitzel...heyyyyyyy @SkaredShtles hfbd. you should eat tacos. or fine meats. or fine cheeses. or fine pastries. or whatever the eff you want. to celebrate, you know?
My hate of the cloggers is greater than the ebike.I’m looking at it from the jonkranked POV, which to hate more, the ebike, or the cloggers?
Or I guess to your point, equally?
Manatees are hydrodynamic
So are whales.
I am more seal-like, thank you
"It doesn't seem to be working."
Dude. I have never experienced anything quite like the day before a colonoscopy. Godspeed.
#dislikeDude. I have never experienced anything quite like the day before a colonoscopy. Godspeed.
Super ripper g/f exploded herself after 4 days of absolutely crushing the mountains, possible broken humerus, xray tomorrow morning. Heck of a way to end an amazing trip. Sad panda.
oof. Send my regards, I knew she was my soul sister in pain.Dude. I have never experienced anything quite like the day before a colonoscopy. Godspeed.
Super ripper g/f exploded herself after 4 days of absolutely crushing the mountains, possible broken humerus, xray tomorrow morning. Heck of a way to end an amazing trip. Sad panda.