One of the more predictable things in the universe is the effect of asparagus. That is all.
Asparagus
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but does it taste like asparagus?
Pee-ewww
I have to take a drug test today. Asparagus, Immunity booster pills, and my bright orange filled multi vitamins should make them vomit.
Mmmm....I just got some asparagus and will be making it for dinner this evening 
Immunity booster pills?
I have successfully fended off every illness aimed in my direction this past year. Sick germy people are everywhere.
Along with some vigour and vitality oil.
Asparagus pee always takes me by surprise ...
whizzz ... ewwww, WTF ... oh yeah, that's me.
I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss, for Asparagus.
Alright - I think that's just about enough talk about asparagus piss. 
Move to delete thread?
Move to delete thread?
Now, I'm going out on a limb here but ...
A buddy of mine told me a theory about why women really love Asparagus.
And well .. to be honest ... when I'm takin a wizz and I look down ... I think to myself ... "Now, there's one healthy looking Asparagas!"
A buddy of mine told me a theory about why women really love Asparagus.
And well .. to be honest ... when I'm takin a wizz and I look down ... I think to myself ... "Now, there's one healthy looking Asparagas!"
Ummm..... uhhh....... congratulations?<snip>
And well .. to be honest ... when I'm takin a wizz and I look down ... I think to myself ... "Now, there's one healthy looking Asparagas!"
Oh hell that's gonna' bother me all day. What is that from?I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss, for Asparagus.
from an old far side cartoon about marketing ploys
Bump for the TRUTH.
ztotd
Mods falsely creating thread traffic by bumping necro-threads????
One of my roommates in college had a long standing goal of eating a ton of asparagus and then getting a bj. I wonder if that ever worked out for him...
There is nothing quite like that innocent 3:00 AM wake up trip to that bathroom to remind you that you had asparagus for dinner before bed. Gross and awesome all at the same time.
There were some cool monkeys that posted in this thread.
There were some cool monkeys that posted in this thread.
I've started to notice (as I get older) that the effect hits sometimes within an hour. It's like friggin' asparagus MAGIC!
Heck yes on both accounts. OG in this thread!
a buddy of mine got puked on in the middle of aforementioned act before. she stopped, looked around, looked up at him kinda guilty, and proceeded to finish.
^^^^ that was his version at least
for that special treat, asparagus, broccoli, cauliflower, and garlic the night before
Just remember as Greg Giraldo said if you are having a hooker pee on you ask her if she has had asparagus that day
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Mmm... Pie.