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  1. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    We watched this guy beat this drunk guys ass tonight. Most of my coworkers claim they have never got their ass beat. Ever. I find this hard to believe. Nobody always wins...
     
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  2. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Those of us who have never lived in Rochester may just have never found ourselves in situations where we may or may not get our asses beat.
     
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  3. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Some of the finest examples of an ass beating I have witnessed have been in Boston. Second place goes to Queens NY. Everyone is phugging Bruce Lee in Flushing....
     
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  4. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Some people are smart enough to walk away..... others like myself have been on both sides of the win many times
     
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  5. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    I used to get my ass kicked all the time when I was the short fat kid, then I grew. I administered a few serious beatings after that. Not many people mess with you when you get to 6'1" 240 pounds
     
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  6. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I got knocked out a couple times. I learned to fight to win after those. Now I just fight dirty.
     
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    dhmike Turbo Monkey

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    I tried walking away and got a cheap shot from some pos .
     
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  8. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    I've been curled up in a ball on the ground with 10 people kicking me before. Never had my nose broke or lost any teeth, so I call it all good. But I've also beat the living **** out of some people who sorely needed it. And that trade off is 100% worth it.
     
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  9. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Been on both sides of it. Can't really say as there is much I would change about any of the fights I've ever been in. Sometimes, somebody is just better than you.
     
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  10. Sandwich

    Sandwich Pig my fish!
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    I'm a nerdy white guy from the suburbs.
     
  11. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    I'm a white hot ball of rage.

    I pity the foo.
     
  12. stoney

    stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde

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    This. I went from 5'6", 150 lbs freshman year of hs to 6'2" 200# over that summer before sophmore year. **** changed real fast after that.

    I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks.
     
  13. cecil

    cecil Turbo Monkey

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    I think everyone needs at least one good beat down in their life
     
  14. Quo Fan

    Quo Fan don't make me kick your ass

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    The only fair fight is the one you are winning.
     
  15. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    ^^^this
     
  16. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    If you are in a fair fight..... Your tactics suck
     
  17. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    ive never been on either side of a "beating".....but i have never backed down from a situation where either were imminent. ive diffused many an altercation with words only, which to me is the best result. being 6ft, 240lbs and covered in tattoos also helps. that came in handy on new years with a drunk bro dude that was a bit too touchy and aggressive with a girl i was with. i was decently gone by that point, but judging by the looks on the faces of those nearby, i got the point across for him to GTFO quite well.
     
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  18. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    I have not been on either end of an ass beating. I would have in high school but I was sort of "protected" (long story). I feel like I am missing out. Anyone want to volunteer for either one?
     
  19. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    i have heard some absurd first-hand accounts of beatdowns by the boston FSU guys from my brother. no thanks.
     
  20. bean

    bean Turbo Monkey

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    Never really either.

    The closest I've come was getting kicked in the head while I tried to break one up. It was more of a glance and I was fine, but a couple other guys got pissed and beat the hell out of him. They were on the university wrestling team, and from what I could tell, lived for getting in fights. Strange existence.
     
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  21. Quo Fan

    Quo Fan don't make me kick your ass

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    I never said I fight fair. I'll use every dirty tactic that i can bring to bear on my opponent.
     
  22. johnbryanpeters

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    Anything I have been involved in has been trivial. I do not believe that this leaves a gaping hole in my life.
     
  23. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    I've only ever beat up my brother....when he was a foot shorter than me.

    I've never been in a fight. I'm as surprised as anyone that I've never had my ass kicked.
     
  24. stoney

    stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde

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    Story?
     
  25. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    I'm telling!

    I guess my little Annie's experience could be considered an ass beating.

    Very enriching.
     
  26. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    I think the RM collective badass's need to go kick both Mmike and Dapeach's ass's so they know what it is like
     
  27. jdcamb

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    They are kind of smart asses and deserve it....
     
  28. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    ftfy.
     
  29. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    I went to a really rough school outside Philadelphia from sixth through eighth grade. I was the second smallest kid in the class at 4' 7". I averaged 1-3 fights per day, for those three years. I studied Tang Soo Do for about two and a half to three years to learn how to defend myself. Between the ****ty school an Karate class, I have literally been in hundreds of fights.

    The owner of the Karate school was an Korean War vet who taught us a combination of martial arts and street fighting. I learned a lot of nasty ways to hurt someone. His idea was to always be aware of your environment and to utilize anything that can be used as a weapon. There is no such thing as a "dirty" fight.

    As an adult, I have not been in a fight and would like to keep it that way. But if the need arises, I hope my training comes back to me.
     
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    My Brother reminded me that although I have had my ass beat on several occasions. I have not got the better of anyone... And that I don't know chit, and I am not funny.
     
  31. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Disappear ninja-style in a glitter cloud smoke bomb.
     
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    I used to go to a lot of hardcore punk shows when I was younger and definitely saw the FSU guys a few times. They are completely nuts! At one show we witnessed an all out brawl between hardcore kids and skinheads (around 15 people on either side).

    I've always been more of a pacifist but I've had to step up to help out a friend more than once if they were outnumbered.
     
  33. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    I was close childhood friends with the high school drug dealers and thugs. We stopped hanging out together as we grew up, but they always looked out for me...not that I ever really got into trouble anyway.
     
  34. Polandspring88

    Polandspring88 Superman

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    Never been in a fight and I'd rather not. It just does not seem like a good time, regardless of the outcome.
     
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    We knew that.
     
  36. Sandwich

    Sandwich Pig my fish!
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    I did take a month of tae kwan do though, when I was six.