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Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
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borcester rhymes



yet again, MA leads the way
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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1,819
chez moi
There was an art supply store in Salzburg called "Ficker." Owned by Herr Ficker, who had a soup-nazi-esque routine with customers who were required to keep a straight face and not mention his name.

My host family did not believe me and explained sadly that I was the victim of an elaborate joke until I demanded the Yellow Pages and looked him up for them.
 

buckoW

Turbo Monkey
Mar 1, 2007
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Champery, Switzerland
There was an art supply store in Salzburg called "Ficker." Owned by Herr Ficker, who had a soup-nazi-esque routine with customers who were required to keep a straight face and not mention his name.

My host family did not believe me and explained sadly that I was the victim of an elaborate joke until I demanded the Yellow Pages and looked him up for them.
Mr. Fucker to you!
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,735
1,819
chez moi
Also, coworker from Brockton: "Hah that guy deserves a medal."
 

TreeSaw

Mama Monkey
Oct 30, 2003
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Dancin' over rocks n' roots!
...but were they being asshats? Trust me....I am trapped with a large group of kids in grades 5-12 for more hours than I care to count (9 these days with before and after school rehearsals) and they can certainly walk that walk!