Atheists + "Happy Holidays"
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Nope, not me - I've known it to piss off some Jehovah's witnesses though.
Nope. My cards all say "Happy Holidays" or "Season's Greeting's" but that's because if it comes after the 25th it is still applicable.
To me, Merry Christmas is a meaningless phrase. It's like wishing me goodwill on Batman's birthday. A little odd when you think about what (some) people actually mean, but not offensive to me, personally.
To me, Merry Christmas is a meaningless phrase. It's like wishing me goodwill on Batman's birthday. A little odd when you think about what (some) people actually mean, but not offensive to me, personally.
I prefer happy birthday jesus.
Yes. Because I'm an idiot.
I just grab people by the neck and ask them if they're aware of the fact that jesus died for their sins.
Happy bat day!!
They don't celebrate holidays. http://www.religionfacts.com/jehovahs_witnesses/holidays.htm
Genious! So that stack of christmas cards the wife and I have been meaning to mail out for the last three weeks can still be salvaged!!!
Exactly. The war on Christmas is a godsend (ha!) for procrastinators.
well played
I could care less what your greeting was to me. I don't say any holiday greetings, so the issue doesn't particularly apply to me...
So you stand there silent and foreboding when someone says, "Happy holidays", "Merry xmas"?
Whenever I'm at work, I always try to look like the most disturbed, demonic, child rapist ever...I find no one looks in my direction or asks me to do anything, it's nice being in my world.
Happy Spaghetimas to all!!
The only true saviour and creator of all we know in the universe is the flying spaghetti monster. May spaghetti have mercy on your heathen souls, your all going to be condemned eternally to baked bean land.
The only true saviour and creator of all we know in the universe is the flying spaghetti monster. May spaghetti have mercy on your heathen souls, your all going to be condemned eternally to baked bean land.
I kind of like baked beans. Plenty of farting in the after life for me I guess.
You may jest and mock me now, but i can assure you Brittany Spears farting in your nostril for eternity will not be a pleasant experience. Join our religion now to save your soul for the nominal cost of 25% of your income, mention me and receive a 5% discount.
Even the Mormons don't take that much...
so worth it not to be near BSpears.
Money is only an earthly object that is not required for the afterlife but is required to assure your entry. Always remember, the spaghetti monster is omnipotent and loves you, i feel his spaghetti love on a daily basis.
What's funny is I don't think anyone has actually said that to me this year yet.
Am I really that scary?
May you be touched by his noodly appendage.