how do i get my GF intrested enuff to get on this site and learn more about her bike and the joy of biking
attn: ridemonkets
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If she doesn't like biking, she doesn't like biking. Let it be.
It'd probably serve you better in the longrun if you could find Cookmonkey.com or Laundryape.net
Dammit, dammit, dammit!!BurlyShirley said:
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BurlyShirley again.
Got ya covered...SkaredShtles said:Dammit, dammit, dammit!!
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BurlyShirley again.
start by learing how to spell enoughdirtydirtysouf said:
Konabumm said:
Are you the pot or the kettle?
DON'T send her to The Lounge!!! 
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holy crapBurlyShirley said:
What does that mean? Yes, i'm slow...binary visions said:
Are you the pot or the kettle?
Woah, if idiots could fly, this thread would be an airport.
now now now monkeys....play NICE!!! There's plenty enough trees to swing on here!!!
Graphics said:
But most have tiny bananas!
Now it makes sense.binary visions said:
Does she ride at all? if so send her to the mudhunnies forum. There's plenty going on in there to get her motivated to rip it up. We've got quite the collection of rippin chicks around here lately.
REALLY? too bad for you!!! My tree is ripe with large coconuts!N8 said:
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A tree *and* large coconuts? Isn't there a term for that? Hermaph.... something.......Graphics said:REALLY? too bad for you!!! My tree is ripe with large coconuts!
Graphics said:REALLY? too bad for you!!! My tree is ripe with large coconuts!
Mmm... coconuts...
Maybe if YOU had coconuts...jeez...do i really have to explain that one?SkaredShtles said:A tree *and* large coconuts? Isn't there a term for that? Hermaph.... something.......
I don't have coconuts.Graphics said:Maybe if YOU had coconuts...jeez...do i really have to explain that one?
Or are you talking about something different?
pinenuts???
<------trying very hard not to contribute to the degradation of this thread.
And yes, don't send her to the Lounge, if anything the Mudhunnies forum seems like an atmostphere much more conducive to lighting the proverbial riding fire under a girl's saddle than here. Also check for women's group rides and such in her area... sometimes just having a few other mudhunnies to talk to/ride with live is all it takes! Good luck!
And yes, don't send her to the Lounge, if anything the Mudhunnies forum seems like an atmostphere much more conducive to lighting the proverbial riding fire under a girl's saddle than here. Also check for women's group rides and such in her area... sometimes just having a few other mudhunnies to talk to/ride with live is all it takes! Good luck!
Hey look at me I have balls!!
Just sayin.
Getting your girlfriend on this site is bad. Have you seen that robdomaiisnwiii guy? There's a reason chicks leave here.
Just sayin.
Getting your girlfriend on this site is bad. Have you seen that robdomaiisnwiii guy? There's a reason chicks leave here.
why do you want your gf on the site with abunch a weirdos?
if she wants to bike, she'll do it on her own terms.
if she wants to bike, she'll do it on her own terms.
you seem to be liking the rob jokes lately.kidwoo said:
2 words: naked mendirtydirtysouf said:
would these help?bluebug32 said:2 words: naked men
they work wonders for me!!
amydalayna said:
Hey! It's workin' for me, ride, sally ride!!!!!Graphics said:would these help?
they work wonders for me!!
Oops! I could probably be his mother!!
I'm new to biking myself. I hit this site occasionally in the vain hope I will learn something worthwhile...hasn't happened yet, but you guys certainly can be entertaining.dirtydirtysouf said:
Every time I go out on a trail all you helpful young guys try to point my geriatic ass back to civilization. That's why I refuse to actually ride the bike in front of anyone.
So - when she rides, can she keep up or do you ride off and leave her?? If she took up riding to spend time with you (typical female mistake IMO) then hanging with her a little more on rides might make it more fun for her (and less fun for you, but hey, it's a compromise)
As I get to be a better rider (or a less bad rider) I have more fun. Might work out that way for your gf as well.
I say...kick them youngsters to the curb and ride over em!! :evil: :evil:CrankyOleBroad said:
Gotta catch 'em first!:evil:Graphics said:
CrankyOleBroad said:
set a trap...
neaky:Oooo, mantrap, I like it!!Graphics said:set a trap...
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Graphics said:
Yeah, that does help....
Oh, and I would say less shaved junk threads will also attract more women
Maybe he's hot between the sheets:heart:kidwoo said:
I had coconuts once, it sucked worse than cotton balls and beer nuts.
bluebug32 said:Maybe he's hot between the sheets:heart:
I hear syphillis sores do in fact, emit heat.