[CBJ]

Flying into Austin tomorrow for SXSW. I will be there early tomorrow with time to kill before the show starts
Friday. Any suggestions? Also during the conference any cool local spots?

 

[Jeremy R]

Go picket at Lance's house. Chant "One ball, tell it all!"

 

[eric strt6]

start drinking early and heavily and it will lessen the suck of being in Texas

 

[jdcamb]

Texas women always act shy until they get liquored up. Get someone to drive you to New Braunfels for Barbeque. Do not go there alone. Don't talk to anyone you don't have too....

 

[Kevin]

NSFW

http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/the-austin-road-trip/

 

[mandown]

 

[Jim Mac]

Go around yelling, "I HEARD THE BIG BOYS ARE PLAYING...IS THIS TRUE?!"

Which is these guys:

Not these guys:

 

[bizutch]

Buy a trail camera and strap it to your chest and walk down the street. Watch the illegals scatter.

 

[SkaredShtles]

The best thing to do *any* time you find yourself in Texas is to leave as quickly as possible.

HTH.

 

[syadasti]

Rent a bike and ride Barton Creek: http://www.austinbike.com/index.php/austin/74-bcgb

 

[pnj]

9th street! bmx jumps.

 

[CBJ]

The best thing to do *any* time you find yourself in Texas is to leave as quickly as possible.

HTH.

I think some of you do not like to have fun. The town is one big party during sxsw with unlimited free drinks.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I think some of you do not like to have fun. The town is one big party during sxsw with unlimited free drinks.

Meh.

New Braunfels *is* a decent suggestion for BBQ.

 

[jonKranked]

I think some of you do not like to have fun. The town is one big party during sxsw with unlimited free drinks.

watch out for that one; Fat Mike is banned from the town.

 

[Jim Mac]

watch out for that one; Fat Mike is banned from the town.

That was more about his bad comedy than his drinking..

 

[Fool]

Eat at Franks. Eat at Salt Lick. Eat at Stubbs. Eat at Iron Works. Eat at Lamberts. Eat at County Line. Eat at Franklin. Eat at Uchiko.

 

[jonKranked]

That was more about his bad comedy than his drinking..

not his drinking, what he gave everyone else to drink.

 

[jonKranked]

Eat at Franks. Eat at Salt Lick. Eat at Stubbs. Eat at Iron Works. Eat at Lamberts. Eat at County Line. Eat at Franklin. Eat at Uchiko.

visit texas, become a fatty?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

not his drinking, what he gave everyone else to drink.

He didn't actually do it though. Hence bad comedy.

 

[jonKranked]

He didn't actually do it though. Hence bad comedy.

but great trolling

 

[Pesqueeb]

Go to Mellow Johnny's. Don't go through the front door though, go around back, knock on the delivery door and ask for the special performance "supplements".

 

[CBJ]

Go to Mellow Johnny's. Don't go through the front door though, go around back, knock on the delivery door and ask for the special performance "supplements".

Already part of my plan. I will be fast this year.

 

[profro]

County Line is terrible.

Rudy's is my top choice.

 

[Wumpus]

County Line is terrible.

Rudy's is my top choice.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/stiles-switch-bbq-and-brew-austin#hrid:cJAaPQ1Q3u3jhwkT3TiwLQ

and post up on bikemojo.com if you are looking to hook up for a ride.

 

[The Toninator]

Eat at Franks. Eat at Salt Lick. Eat at Stubbs. Eat at Iron Works. Eat at Lamberts. Eat at County Line. Eat at Franklin. Eat at Uchiko.

done! very good. Also wumpuss is correct. there is plenty of fun to be had in assutin.