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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by The Toninator, Sep 26, 2005.

  1. The Toninator

    The Toninator Muffin

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    There appears to be another storm on the horizon and due to recent developments caused by hurricane Rita, the toninator has evacuated Houston as outlined in the emergency preparedness provisions.
    He is currently in route to Dallas and his estimated time of arrival is 72 hours.
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  2. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Wait, isn't the next storm supposed to be Stan?
     
  3. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Wuss.
     
  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    They should name it hurricane Stosh
     
  5. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    That would be F'ing sweet!
    Although if it hurt people I would be upset and have trouble naming my first born Stosh.
     
  6. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Intersting google find

    Polack

    Definition: 1. usually disparaging: a Pole or person of Polish extraction

    (from 20th Century)

    2. (Mainly Jewish) a Jew whose family comes from Poland

    3. a Pole, Russian, Czech dealing in Polish Jewesses: white

    slavers’ cant from 20th century.

    4. an immigrant from Poland

    Other forms used : Pollack or Pollack or Pollock or Pollock or Polak or

    polak.

    Synonims: Pole, Pollack, Stash, Stella, Bohunk, Hunky, Hunkie (all derogatory).