[Pesqueeb]

Last night I learned: misogyny = funny, making fun of Country Music = over the line.

For the record, I was not the one making the jokes about a womans place being in the kitchen. But man, when I started riffing on country music, you coulda heard a fvcking pin drop.

 

[jonKranked]

Alternate title: dealing with the bottom half of the bell curve

 

[I Are Baboon]

Awkward moment: My mom explaining that the grey hair won't really bother you until it gets to your pubes.

 

[eaterofdog]

LULZ at country music.

Awkward moment: Grabbing my sister in laws ass in the kitchen because she looks like my wife from the back.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Alternate title: dealing with the bottom half of the bell curve

It was a mixed crowd. I would say that might be an apt description in this case.

 

[dump]

LULZ at country music.

Awkward moment: Grabbing my sister in laws ass in the kitchen because she looks like my wife from the back.

Almost did that once... close call.

 

[insanitylevel9]

shockingly not to may at my families this year but the political arguments started 16 min into the day .

 

[JohnE]

No fist sights at my house this year...that was kinda weird. I guess it helps when you are with "family", but not blood relations...

 

[slyfink]

Awkward moment: Grabbing my sister in laws ass in the kitchen because she looks like my wife from the back.

did it feel the same?

 

[eaterofdog]

Yes, it was distinctly assy feeling.

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[Iridemtb]

Awkward moment: Grabbing my sister in laws ass in the kitchen because she looks like my wife from the back.

 

[c101aviojet]

Awkward moment: Grabbing my sister in laws ass in the kitchen because she looks like my wife from the back.

You noticed that right then, or did she tell you later?

PS. The "confusion excuse" works about 80% of times!

 

[eaterofdog]

You noticed that right then, or did she tell you later?

She didn't even turn around, she just said "It's Lisa!" My wife thought it was super funny.

Thank goodness it wasn't one of those giant handful grabs where your fingers really dig down in there.

 

[jdcamb]

She didn't even turn around, she just said "It's Lisa!" My wife thought it was super funny.

Thank goodness it wasn't one of those giant handful grabs where your fingers really dig down in there.

Get mom and grandma next year so they don't feel left out.

 

[Pete..]

Awkward moment: Being vegetarian at a Thanksgivings dinner where nothing is green nor is vegetarian.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Only awkward moment was when my brother's fiance said she couldn't stop thinking about me one day. Moreso flattering than awkward, I guess. Though probably just awkward for my brother.

 

[Serial Midget]

I'm on the road and staying in a hotel - yesterday I intended to get food from the grocery store but noticed the Quiznos next door was open and very busy. I thought I scored until I was 20 feet in the door and was told they where closed for a private party...

 

[sstalder5]

I thought telling my family about my New Zealand plans would be awkward but it went over pretty well.

Real Awkward moment: My grandpa made an Obama assassination joke at the dinner table.. Those are generally frowned upon.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Real Awkward moment: My grandpa made an Obama assassination joke at the dinner table.. Those are generally frowned upon.

Even where you're down south? That's surprising.

 

[mandown]

said "chart insurance" and mom heard "shart insurance." lulz on her part for 5 minutes.

 

[eaterofdog]

My grandpa made an Obama assassination joke at the dinner table.

I thought everybody had an old racist-ass granddad. They sure do spice things up, saying that sh!t really loud right in front of the target demographic.

 

[eaterofdog]

<- I guess I won this one.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Congrats! You won the contest a handful of people didn't really care about! Please provide an address to ship your award to.

 

[sstalder5]

I thought everybody had an old racist-ass granddad. They sure do spice things up, saying that sh!t really loud right in front of the target demographic.

He's not even racist though. Just hardcore republican...

 

[Westy]

He's not even racist though. Just hardcore republican...

Same thing.

 

[Pesqueeb]

<- I guess I won this one.

Yes. Yes you did.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Bump for shenanigans. Family horror story time approaches!

 

[jonKranked]

bump indeed. commence the drinking of a thousand beers!

 

[syadasti]

Getting food poisoning right before Thanksgiving sucks. Today's the first day my stomach is feeling like it's normalizing but my appetite isn't back yet. I think I'm down to 135 lbs or so

 

[jonKranked]

speaking of food poisoning, back when i was a kid (maybe 14 or 15?) we were on our way home from thanksgiving at my grandparents place (it was like a saturday) and stopped at burger king and had lunch. i slept the drive home. when we got home, i wasn't feeling well and laid down. i woke up from a deep nap having to throw up. the closest bathroom was in my parents bedroom. i was a split second late, and projectile vomited a huge mess onto the bathroom wall at least it was tile.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Only awkward moment was when my brother's fiance said she couldn't stop thinking about me one day. Moreso flattering than awkward, I guess. Though probably just awkward for my brother.

Holy sh1t at how 2 years changes things.

 

[jonKranked]

Holy sh1t at how 2 years changes things.

you guys have slept together yet?

 

[Colonel Angus]

you guys have slept together yet?

pics or it didn't happen

 

[slyfink]

speaking of food poisoning, back when i was a kid (maybe 14 or 15?) we were on our way home from thanksgiving at my grandparents place (it was like a saturday) and stopped at burger king and had lunch. i slept the drive home. when we got home, i wasn't feeling well and laid down. i woke up from a deep nap having to throw up. the closest bathroom was in my parents bedroom. i was a split second late, and projectile vomited a huge mess onto the bathroom wall at least it was tile.

did this once into a radiator. at girls house. it was, how shall I put this...? coitus interruptus... It was very embarassing. Her place reeked for the rest of the winter. I never got a chance to... pick up where I left off?

happy turkey day to all y'all 'muricans.

 

[Pesqueeb]

did this once into a radiator. at girls house. it was, how shall I put this...? coitus interruptus... It was very embarassing. Her place reeked for the rest of the winter. I never got a chance to... pick up where I left off?

happy turkey day to all y'all 'muricans.

 

[kickstand]

speaking of food poisoning, back when i was a kid (maybe 14 or 15?) we were on our way home from thanksgiving at my grandparents place (it was like a saturday) and stopped at burger king and had lunch. i slept the drive home. when we got home, i wasn't feeling well and laid down. i woke up from a deep nap having to throw up. the closest bathroom was in my parents bedroom. i was a split second late, and projectile vomited a huge mess onto the bathroom wall at least it was tile.

I thought you were going to say that you vomited all over your parents doing the dirty

 

[-BB-]

LULZ at country music.

Awkward moment: Grabbing my sister in laws ass in the kitchen because she looks like my wife from the back.

At least it wasn't your MOM's!!
Oh and I feel VERY bad for anyone here that might have a wife who has a Azz that looks like their mom's.

 

[JohnE]

Doing dinner with a bunch of people we hang with here...18 adults and assorted grommets. I can hardly wait...to make an excuse to get out of there early.


I hate Thanksgiving.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Bump. Post 'em if you got 'em. I suspect there is one or two in the works here. It's a big group, mixed bag of LA liberals and a retired, super right wing, minister, and everyone except the good clergy man is a potential alcoholic. Will update.