On this day, 246 years ago. The baby Jesus created the United States and wrote the Constitution with George and his pals while they were partying in the Delaware Gap. There was much celebration. Jesus of course had some wicked dank buds, and all the Patriots got the munchies. It was Jesus' birthday, so George decided to treat Jesus and the Patriots to KFC. The only one in the area was in Trenton on Princeton Ave. They were on the PA side of the Delaware, so they had to cross the river. They wanted to get more Beer and Chips at the Wawa also. Back in the Colonial Days Wawa didn't serve Hoagies as they weren't invented yet. But since they were near Nottingham, they stopped at Ray Rays in the Projects to get more weed before they went to KFC. The Patriots had control of the Airport, so they were not worried about the British Air defenses which were considerable at this stage of the Revolutionary War. Plus, the Baby Jesus had considerable powers more than just his finger lasers. Which the Patriots kept on the downlow just in case. Well, everything went well except Ray Ray was not home. But his Girlfriend Yolanda was able to hook them up in the meantime. Nobody said no to Jesus because he was OG Blood and pretty much ruled the roost on the westside of Trenton. After his stint at Rahway. Nobody fucked with Jesus. The Patriots had mad Respect for Jesus. He knew Ray Ray and would always hook up the Patriots. Merry Christmas everyone....
