[eric strt6]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/01/14173510-70-year-old-oregon-farmer-eaten-by-his-hogs?lite

On Wednesday morning, Terry V. Garner, a 70-year-old Oregon farmer, went to feed his animals. Several hours later, when he hadn’t returned, a family member went to look for him and found, on the ground of the hog enclosure, his dentures.


Further investigation of the enclosure revealed that the hogs, which each weighed about 700 pounds, had nearly completely eaten the farmer, although some body parts were strewn about the enclosure.

 

[4130biker]

First a shortage, and now this? I've got a real moral dilemma on my hands here.

 

[JohnE]

No word on the disposition of said hogs. Hmmm...

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[ICEBALL585]

Now even more of a reason to eat bacon, eat the pigs before they eat us.

 

[Banshee Rider]

Orwell was onto something. Next stop, 1984.

 

[boogenman]

 

[4130biker]

Now even more of a reason to eat bacon, eat the pigs before they eat us.

But, but, the shortage?!?!
It's clear to me that long-term, we either A.) Go without bacon after it runs out, or B.) Feed the pigs what they want to eat...