If ever in Milwaukee on a sunday night...go to Comet Cafe.
Free baskets of bacon at the bar & at your table & bacon in their bloody mary's.
I think yall would approve.
& on a side note....I had some fan-fkn-tastic bacon this weekend at my folks house. From california, maple cured...don't know much more other than the edges where black & it was deliscious. My dad rather take Lipitor than give up bacon.