http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19701430/
Prize for the best alternative title. I know I know, going to hell.
Prize for the best alternative title. I know I know, going to hell.
Bad Dog
- Thread starter valve bouncer
- Start date
"Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered."
"Dont be gay sparky"
Pit bulls are some f-ed up creatures.
Is that an official entry. If it is, it's pretty piss-weak. I'd encourage a higher standard of work as the prize is a beauty.
The blokes hard at work back stage counting the votes. Clockwise BV, DRB and Echo
For some reason Fluff is perplexed at the counting technique
N8, Stinkle and the other Frothers are nervous as final votes are tallied
The guy in the middle appears to be humping the scary looking gentleman in front of him. That is one bizarre picture.
There's a joke in here somewhere about "doggy style" but I'm not sure it'll top Burly's suggestion.
There's a joke in here somewhere about "doggy style" but I'm not sure it'll top Burly's suggestion.
Loopie declines to enter after his new 80's style "Flock of Seagulls" haircut fails to meet expectations.
IAB wants you all to know that his entry might be late as he's in the front line trying to stop the "Bots" or the "Boks". He's not sure which as he took an unscheduled trip to Disneyland shortly after MBC took this picture
IAB wants you all to know that his entry might be late as he's in the front line trying to stop the "Bots" or the "Boks". He's not sure which as he took an unscheduled trip to Disneyland shortly after MBC took this picture
I always said having a dog would be a pain in the ass.
Westy and Silver send their apologies...had a party to go to apparently.
Too bad fellas as the prize is a full go with the new PAWN Moderator. Comes with full functioning back-dorr planetarium.
Too bad fellas as the prize is a full go with the new PAWN Moderator. Comes with full functioning back-dorr planetarium.
Can I withdraw?
Babe a Hit with the Pit in the ****
Paedofido
VB is on his game lately. I have to wonder is this caused by him sobering up or drinking more? Maybe the doctors removed that crayon in his nose that was putting pressure on his brain.
Funny you should ask. I'm going to see the wife's shrink on Tuesday (she's bi-polar) cause I've been having anxiety attacks and generally freaking out. Ironically the insanity of the internet is the only place that seems normal to me now.
Serious.
Sounds like you need to drink more, or lay off the cheap weed.
I'm going the opposit direction these days. A bear could jump out of the wood with roman candles shooting out of it's ass and drop a live grenade in front of me and chances are I wouldn't give a ****. At least there is balance in the world.
I'm giving the drink more a chance. No weed here in Japan. I'd rather be where you are.
It is hard to believe the Japanese are that weird without mind bending drugs. It must be the mercury in all the fish.
I'm sure there's more to that than the flippancy suggests.
Enough of this crap. Alexis DH sent me this postcard along with apologies.
Caption was "Over Darwin now, to the top right you can just make out Tanzania. "
Got this rather cryptic PM from JBP:
Fair enough I thought, he also enclosed this pic of his first day at kindy. I am curious. Yellow.
Wasted mate, wasted.Enough of this crap. Alexis DH sent me this postcard along with apologies.
Caption was "Over Darwin now, to the top right you can just make out Tanzania. "
I know, I know, mainly amusing myself now.
I vote for BS's entry for sure.
During last nights rerun of the "veal" episode, I noticed the family photo at the bottom of the stairs had Sparky in it. Classic.
During last nights rerun of the "veal" episode, I noticed the family photo at the bottom of the stairs had Sparky in it. Classic.
i'd like to be on the jury when this pit goes to trial.
prosecutor: "so, you left the boyzilian tot splayed, freshly powdered & legs akimbo...and returned to the room allegedly shocked by the display of one of the most formidable domesticated beasts in the animal kingdom?"
mum: "yep; got it all on nanny-cam"
prosecutor: "so, you left the boyzilian tot splayed, freshly powdered & legs akimbo...and returned to the room allegedly shocked by the display of one of the most formidable domesticated beasts in the animal kingdom?"
mum: "yep; got it all on nanny-cam"
Whoa ho wooh Stink, points aplenty for the use of "akimbo", a vastly underused word imo
Was a full 5 minutes later that I laughed, funnily enough while having a quiet ciggy.
i threw out boyzilian as a subtle shibboleth, but the fish are yet to bite.
See Fluff's post above.
bitches don't know it's an trap
All right, can see this thread has run its course, might as well get banned now.
See you later blokes I'm off to get the morning paper
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2
NSFW.......really really
Edit- killed the link, Westy, PM sent.
See you later blokes I'm off to get the morning paper
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2
NSFW.......really really
Edit- killed the link, Westy, PM sent.
Must wait to click. Even without seeing his last post I nominate Valve Bouncer as King Friday. King Friday the 13th no less.
Despite now being edited I saw the clip. VB is ****ing King, Emperor Friday, the Cesar. God save the bastard.
Despite now being edited I saw the clip. VB is ****ing King, Emperor Friday, the Cesar. God save the bastard.
He has taken the bouncing of valves to another level today indeed.
Late entry from N8...his title "I'm not a virgin anymore"...take it as you will
F*ck u cunts I'm putting this pic in again cos it's so f*cken awesome
I'm betting Russia...or my house in about 2.34 hours.
I'm betting Russia...or my house in about 2.34 hours.
This might be my favorite thread ever.
Too bad f*ckweasel has resorted to re-posting pictures. Lame.
Too bad f*ckweasel has resorted to re-posting pictures. Lame.
In the spirit of Friday, I give you something nobody should ever have to write or even read.. You can skim the first page.
I feel dirty for having read it, and I am compelled to spread the filth.
I feel dirty for having read it, and I am compelled to spread the filth.
Mock me not. That pic caused me to roll around on the ground clutching my side. Haven't felt like that since Mrs VB got sent down, still love her, if she had really hated me she would've used a sharp knife.
i think i found the source of valvie's lofted spirits:
Money found in toilets across Japan
i'm pretty sure it's him; the breathmints are still intact
Money found in toilets across Japan
i'm pretty sure it's him; the breathmints are still intact
Christ.....you wankers wonder why I'm batsh*t f*cken gone in the head. I go and hang out at the local sh*thouse all the time looking for luck in all the wrong places and of course it never finds me. Some dopey prick goes for a dump and finds a C-note. Bloody hell.