[ohio]

I feel dirty for having read it, and I am compelled to spread the filth.

I had to stop reading because I started to throw up during the play by play. And not the funny Dodgeball-the-Movie-"I just threw up in my mouth a little bit", but the real deal my-stomach-was-making-itself-small kind of throwing up.

The good news for you is the huge amount of respect I just lost for you, is the exact same amount as I gained for you at the same time.

 

[reflux]

Doggie style? I'm at a loss for words after having read that ish.

 

[$tinkle]

In the spirit of Friday, I give you something nobody should ever have to write or even read.. You can skim the first page.

I feel dirty for having read it, and I am compelled to spread the filth.

after reading this:

It is smeared all over their faces and breasts. They swallow with effort. The sound is like applying paste slowly and carefully to the back of a construction-paper owl.

i'm considering homeschooling.

the only thing making me soldier on is making my inner voice into john o'hurley (king neptune in spongebob, and some other minor role in a 90's sitcom about nothing). say what you will, this is quality commentary, given the grave circumstances.

 

[narlus]

The most common question posed to Metis was "why?" or its more colorful variation, "what the fvck is wrong with you?"

Is it possible to die from looking at something?

. Make no effort to find SWAP.avi. Make no attempt to download it for "a laugh". It will change you in ways you will not fully understand for at least a decade.

so did anyone look @ the images?

the guy (and i'm 99% it would be a man) who wrote that is a hugely talented writer.

 

[valve bouncer]

OK, OK I admit the original post was about a dog f*cking a child but did you have to ruin it?

 

[Secret Squirrel]

so did anyone look @ the images?

the guy (and i'm 99% it would be a man) who wrote that is a hugely talented writer.

I got to #3 and then stopped...it's kinda like "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" in that you can walk away without too much traumatisation...

I got to that point and thought, "OK...nothing involving coilers yet...I'm going home."

 

[valve bouncer]

It is hard to believe the Japanese are that weird without mind bending drugs. It must be the mercury in all the fish.

Update- went to the shrink today, said I was having problems sleeping. He gave me a prescription for Rohypnol complete with warning on the label that I'm not allowed to bring them into America. Woo hoo, party tonight at my place, bring the loose women.

 

[Silver]

Downloading it right now...I'm going to start giving it out on DVD to the Mormons that come harrass me once a month. Any ideas what kind of label I should print up?

 

[$tinkle]

Downloading it right now...I'm going to start giving it out on DVD to the Mormons that come harrass me once a month. Any ideas what kind of label I should print up?

baptists at my bbq is a "cult" favorite

 

[Silver]

I have to mention that the play by play is pretty accurate. The whole movie reminded me of the family Christmas party when I was a kid...

 

[binary visions]

This showed up on Digg today and I couldn't think of a better thread for it:

http://www.mikewang.org/images/chimgam9.swf

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Roofies, Mikewang.org, and SWAP....awesome...absolutely awesome.

 

[binary visions]

Hrm, the poop-related diggs just keep on coming...

http://tinyurl.com/2s26wk