I, am a bad spouse. Not in the abusive, philandering, drink too much and spend all our money way. But in the clueless and idiotic way of most men. We have been living out of suitcases for 2 months now, while in the midst of an international move. As my wife and her friends counted down our days in Germany, she mentioned she wanted to go to the salon and get pampered one last time. Of course I said yes, what else could I say? She goes to the salon, gets the hair, nails, eyebrows and makeup done, has a couple glasses of champagne or sect and a massage, comes home feeling good about everything...makes for a good evening!
So she makes an appt and drags her friend Heather along, a big loud blonde bombshell type...her husband and I ride herd over the kids for the afternoon, eat pizza, drink a couple beers and b.s. for a few hours. Phone rings, they are on the way back, what do we want to do for dinner yadahyadahyadah...okay you are at the top of the street, see you in a few...
They get back, come down the walk and we go out to see what our money has paid for, and I dont notice a thing. Not a thing. Nothing has changed. Her hair is "done" but thats all I can see...I say "How was it?" "Ohh it was great, how do you like my 'doo?" "Oh...nice...glad you girls had fun..." But I dont see a single difference. Other then having a good buzz, she looks the same as she did earlier. Is this like the opposite of the "Does this dress make me look fat?" question?
WTH am I missing here?
(Save the snide comments...unless they are funny...)
So she makes an appt and drags her friend Heather along, a big loud blonde bombshell type...her husband and I ride herd over the kids for the afternoon, eat pizza, drink a couple beers and b.s. for a few hours. Phone rings, they are on the way back, what do we want to do for dinner yadahyadahyadah...okay you are at the top of the street, see you in a few...
They get back, come down the walk and we go out to see what our money has paid for, and I dont notice a thing. Not a thing. Nothing has changed. Her hair is "done" but thats all I can see...I say "How was it?" "Ohh it was great, how do you like my 'doo?" "Oh...nice...glad you girls had fun..." But I dont see a single difference. Other then having a good buzz, she looks the same as she did earlier. Is this like the opposite of the "Does this dress make me look fat?" question?
WTH am I missing here?
(Save the snide comments...unless they are funny...)
