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JRB

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I wore some Fox baggies I have last night and was warmer, but the boys flopped a little. I am just used to having some good shorts on. Should I cut the liner out, or does anyone know of some good baggies that don't have one, for cheap.
 
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JRB

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dh girlie said:
They flopped? have you ever considered a tuck?

No - and flop is a little overstated, but the junk just didn't feel right. No tucks for me. :monkey:
 
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JRB

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dh girlie said:
that gay guy on Howard Stern...Mark Harris...he was married to an old movie star Martha Ray? He got his sack tucked...

What are you talking about??? :mumble:
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
loco-gringo said:
What are you talking about??? :mumble:
Do you ever listen to Howard Stern? There was this gay guy who married a really really old lady that used to be on tv or in vaudeville or something, but she was in a wheel chair and like 90 years old and he married her cuz he was all into the old movies. So after she died he came out of the closet and talked about how he had all this plastic surgery. He's really flamboyant and kinda weird...
 
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JRB

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I don't listen to Howard Stern. I entertain myself with tunes in the car, and with you guys here.
 

biggins

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May 18, 2003
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dude i always ride with baggies, but when i ride i wear tighty whities only i dont own any white ones so i guess they are tighty blackies. that way i dont get any swayage going on but i get the comfort, ventilation, and post ride barability of the baggy.
 

biggins

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May 18, 2003
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uhm bikini underwear? huh? what the hell are you talkin about?


hey lisa, what ya eatin under there?
 

SkaredShtles

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Sep 21, 2003
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biggins said:
dude i always ride with baggies, but when i ride i wear tighty whities only i dont own any white ones so i guess they are tighty blackies. that way i dont get any swayage going on but i get the comfort, ventilation, and post ride barability of the baggy.
Can you do long rides with briefs on? :think: I shudder at the idea of even trying to ride my bike with briefs........

-S.S.-
 

biggins

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May 18, 2003
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SkaredShtles said:
Can you do long rides with briefs on? :think: I shudder at the idea of even trying to ride my bike with briefs........

-S.S.-

i dont really do much xc riding though. for dh and crap like that it is no big deal. i am a boxer wearer by the way dh girlie
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,820
14,160
In a van.... down by the river
biggins said:
i dont really do much xc riding though. for dh and crap like that it is no big deal. i am a boxer wearer by the way dh girlie
Yeah - I guess for that stuff you're hardly ever even sitting down, eh? You could probably do that stuff with no pants at all....... :help:

-S.S.-
 

llkoolkeg

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Sep 5, 2001
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
dh girlie said:
Do you ever listen to Howard Stern? There was this gay guy who married a really really old lady that used to be on tv or in vaudeville or something, but she was in a wheel chair and like 90 years old and he married her cuz he was all into the old movies. So after she died he came out of the closet and talked about how he had all this plastic surgery. He's really flamboyant and kinda weird...
The best ever was when the E! cameras showed up at the birthday party Marc Harris was throwing for Martha Rae. The "deer-in-the-headlight" looks on the faces of Martha and the rest of her Depends Friends had me laughing uncontrollably. Picture a bunch of ancient, rich, Hollywood has-beens sitting around a dark room in their wheelchairs with goofy party hats on trying to stretch another half hour out of their diapers...

...when all of a sudden, this super-flaming Richard Simmonsesque screaming queen opens up the door and starts singing cabaret songs to the E! camera(not really for the assembled geezers), escorting it around the room and accompanying himself ham-handedly on the piano. I don't think being robbed by Rue Paul at gunpoint would have elicited as much horror as when those fogeys had their dreary borefest interrupted by Marc inviting that camera into the event. Each of the crochety curmudgeons froze on camera as if a single twitch would send the whole lot plummeting towards Hell. A truly classic moment I'm sorry so many of you missed. :D
 

luken8r

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Mar 5, 2004
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Melrose MA
i hate wearing tighties, but for my xc expeditions, i picked up a pair of underarmor briefs. theyre awesome, keep the frank and beans from getting in trouble...and make my junk look huge too ;)