[sanjuro]

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/death-of-teen-on-bike-shows-risks-of-expanded-use-of-tasers/1112106
Late one night in October, a 17-year-old on a bike was chased by a police officer in a cruiser. When the boy refused to stop, the officer aimed his Taser out the driver's window and fired. The boy fell off the bike and the cruiser ran over him, killing him.

http://www.tampabay.com/components/video/?bcpid=28597115001&bctid=326148054001

 

[stevew]

Death of teen on bike shows risks of expanded use of Tasers

when neither the cop or the kid have any fvcking common sense....sh!t happens.

 

[DaveW]

Love the comments on that story..... Lots of "He was a criminal he deserved to die" from the shallow end of the gene pool.

 

[Silver]

Love the comments on that story..... Lots of "He was a criminal he deserved to die" from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Was he white? If he was black, maybe the cop just couldn't see him?

That's the excuse I'd go with...

 

[sanjuro]

Well, I'm part of a Facebook group, Cyclists against Reckless Drives, and the lawyer for the two roadies who were tazed in Ohio: http://bicycling.com/blogs/roadrights/2009/04/22/the-right-to-disobey-cops/

Very few people thought that these roadies needed to be taze, certainly not run over.

Of course they were white.

 

[Silver]

Well, I'm part of a Facebook group...

Fight the Power!

 

[MikeD]

"Death of Teen on Bike Shows Risk of Expanded Use of Non-Sequiturs..."

Ed: Seriously, all the **** possibly wrong in that story and they're focused on the TASER??

 

[sanjuro]

Fight the Power!

I'm just doing my part to change the world.

 

[Serial Midget]

I'm pretty sure Manimal would have pulled over, jumped on his police bike and performed a pit maneuver - that's how he rolls.

 

[stevew]

I'm just doing my part to change the world.

nambla rally?

 

[eaterofdog]

"Ard would later say that he tried to stop Victor because he had seen him at a construction site and thought he may have stolen something. But witness Victor Stallworth said he saw Victor ride his bicycle past the construction site without stopping. Months later, Ard gave investigators a different reason for stopping Victor: He didn't have a light on his bike — only two reflectors."

Translation: You betta listen to my big shiny badge and small dick issues.

edit: What's up with all the Victors?

 

[TheMontashu]

nambla rally?

Swear to god that's him, and I swear to god he wears that thing. REGULARLY.


That gives me a GREAT idea, there's a fat asian guy who rides motorcycles I see around. Last time I saw him he flew by me at 90 giving me the finger on the way up to the tunnel. I'm ganna start carrying a tazer for that fvck

 

[sanjuro]

Swear to god that's him, and I swear to god he wears that thing. REGULARLY.


That gives me a GREAT idea, there's a fat asian guy who rides motorcycles I see around. Last time I saw him he flew by me at 90 giving me the finger on the way up to the tunnel. I'm ganna start carrying a tazer for that fvck

The next time I pass your POS truck, you'll be missing one side mirror.

 

[TheMontashu]

The next time I pass your POS truck, you'll be missing one side mirror.

ummmm, alright dude. I'll take a broken mirror to see you hit the deck at 90

 

[stevew]

The next time I pass your POS truck, you'll be missing one side mirror.

vandalize his bike while it is on the bike rack on his truck.

 

[sanjuro]

ummmm, alright dude. I'll take a broken mirror to see you hit the deck at 90

Serious, this is what will happen, and other motorcycle riders please back me up.

You will be cruising along, enjoying life. The next thing you know is there is a motorcyclist at your passenger window.

A half second later, the mirror will be on the roadway.

You will be stunned for a moment, then your anger will bloom at the realization of my on-the-go vandalism.

It is almost a reflex when you step on your gas pedal. You might not realize though that when I accelerated away from the scene of the crime, I actually lane split between two Priuses, so you end up rear-ending both of them in a blind fit of rage.

From my perspective, I'll sight you from a half mile away. I'm always scanning ahead for danger.

Given typical highway speeds of 60-70mph, and my average of about 90, I will close the gap in about 45 seconds. As I get close, I will come up in your blind spot, then when I am on your bumper, throttle down and goodbye to your side mirror.

Then I will show you what 100hp can do when your vehicle weighs 390lbs.

 

[TheMontashu]

Serious, this is what will happen, and other motorcycle riders please back me up.

You will be cruising along, enjoying life. The next thing you know is there is a motorcyclist at your passenger window.

A half second later, the mirror will be on the roadway.

You will be stunned for a moment, then your anger will bloom at the realization of my on-the-go vandalism.

It is almost a reflex when you step on your gas pedal. You might not realize though that when I accelerated away from the scene of the crime, I actually lane split between two Priuses, so you end up rear-ending both of them in a blind fit of rage.

From my perspective, I'll sight you from a half mile away. I'm always scanning ahead for danger.

Given typical highway speeds of 60-70mph, and my average of about 90, I will close the gap in about 45 seconds. As I get close, I will come up in your blind spot, then when I am on your bumper, throttle down and goodbye to your side mirror.

Then I will show you what 100hp can do when your vehicle weighs 390lbs.

I see fat asian guy take off my mirror. I go to his house with a tazer, wait till he gets back on his bike and taze him off of it. I'll show you what happens when you vandalize a car that belongs to some one who's been to your house several times.

 

[stevew]

sanjuro...

 

[sanjuro]

I see fat asian guy take off my mirror. I go to his house with a tazer, wait till he gets back on his bike and taze him off of it. I'll show you what happens when you vandalize a car that belongs to some one who's been to your house several times.

That is the only way you'll catch me, when I park my bike.

 

[stevew]

i'll take sanjuro over themontashu......because after he rips the piercings out of mooshu's ears...the fight will be over.

 

[sanjuro]

i'll take sanjuro over themontashu......because after he rips the piercings out of mooshu's ears...the fight will be over.

Well, I have a lot more friends I can count on to beat his ass.

Basically, anyone who knows themontashu will be glad to smash him.

 

[eaterofdog]

Why don't you two just have a slap fight already?

 

[TheMontashu]

Well, I have a lot more friends I can count on to beat his ass.

Basically, anyone who knows themontashu will be glad to smash him.

I'm picturing a mob consisting of you and a bunch of super butch lesbians chasing my truck down your street

 

[sanjuro]

I'm picturing a mob consisting of you and a bunch of super butch lesbians chasing my truck down your street

Well, put it this way:

The set of my friends that don't know you will beat your ear-hoop, ugly-tattoo, non-Kosher ass in a second.

The set of your friends that don't know me are worthless hipsters you couldn't count on in a fight with kindergartners.

The subset of our mutual friends will beat your ass because they know you.

 

[stoney]

Well, I have a lot more friends I can count on to beat his ass.

Basically, anyone who knows themontashu will be glad to smash him.

In.45

 

[$tinkle]

hey mods: why did you "ln -s /path/to/lounge pawn"?

not that i mind watching someone get choked w/ their own skinny jeans...

 

[rockofullr]

just wow

 

[kidwoo]

Having met both of you, this is the funniest shlt I think I've ever read on the internet.

 

[TheMontashu]

Well, put it this way:

The set of my friends that don't know you will beat your ear-hoop, ugly-tattoo, non-Kosher ass in a second.

The set of your friends that don't know me are worthless hipsters you couldn't count on in a fight with kindergartners.

The subset of our mutual friends will beat your ass because they know you.

Being a vegetarian automatically means I keep kosher, douche!

Dude, a limp wristed face slap from one of your castro buddies aint **** compared to a U lock, even if the guy swinging it does have his sister's jeans and Vneck on.

 

[$tinkle]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/penthouse-reader-never-thought-this-would-happen-t,820/

 

[sanjuro]

Being a vegetarian automatically means I keep kosher, douche!

Dude, a limp wristed face slap from one of your castro buddies aint **** compared to a U lock, even if the guy swinging it does have his sister's jeans and Vneck on.

Tattoos makes you non-kosher.

As for my friends, I give you that they are mostly "Make Love Not War" people. But there is a tiny sliver who are as violent as our friends from Concord.

 

[$tinkle]

[caution - bike content]

 

[Pesqueeb]