[LordOpie]

Everyone asks me all sorts of annoying questions about chanukah... don't do this to your office jew.

 

[Westy]

Everyone asks me all sorts of annoying questions about chanukah... don't do this to your office jew.

Sadly, I don't think we have an office Jew.

 

[Yossarian]

lol, we have several office jews that are very good about taking things in stride.

 

[LordOpie]

Sadly, I don't think we have an office Jew.

You should get one, they're fun. Just remember to water it often.

 

[Westy]

You should get one, they're fun. Just remember to water it often.

I like jewish chicks, we could use a bunch around here. Actually we could use any women around here.

 

[Snacks]

Sadly, I don't think we have an office Jew.

I don't think we do either, or maybe we do I'm outta the loop on everyones religon status. I say Merry Christmas to EVERYONE....screw the pc crap.

 

[Yossarian]

You should get one, they're fun. Just remember to water it often.

what happens if you mistakenly use holy water?

 

[LordOpie]

I like jewish chicks, we could use a bunch around here.

mmmmm jewish chicks rock

what happens if you mistakenly use holy water?

Are you retarded? We suck money, not blood.

Remember, one of us died for your sins.

 

[Yossarian]

Are you retarded? We suck money, not blood.

LOL at LO

 

[Andyman_1970]

I don't have an office Jew either..........but if I did I'd probably be celebrating chanukah (along with the other holidays) with them.............we'd be best friends.......LOL

 

[Konabumm]

whats chanukah

 

[robdamanii]

I like jewish chicks, we could use a bunch around here. Actually we could use any women around here.

Does inflatable work for ya?

 

[Zark]

I don't have an office Jew either..........but if I did I'd probably be celebrating chanukah (along with the other holidays) with them.............we'd be best friends.......LOL

I kinda doubt that, your superior knowledge of the Torah would drive them away j/k

 

[MudGrrl]

....I don't think I have an office jew...


I'm surrounded by office atheists

 

[kidwoo]

We persecuted all of ours. They're off in other jobs getting rich now.

 

[luken8r]

mmmmm jewish chicks rock

Just what we needed, a Druish Princess


We dont have any Jews here, but the Co. Prez is a Jew. We get the fancy Jewish holidays off like Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. I get random days off in teh fall and all my friends look at me and go -->:mumble:

 

[Silver]

Cue the Zappa lyrics...

 

[Tenchiro]

If we don't have an office jew, can we ask you about Minotaur Candles?

 

[Barbaton]

Just tell them the summary of all Jewish holidays:

"They tried to kill us. They didn't. Let's eat!"

 

[MtnBikerChk]

Just what we needed, a Druish Princess

funny, she doesn't look druish?!

it's the same questions year after year that get me.

"boy, hannukah is late this year, isn't it? It isn't usually this late, is it?"

 

[I Are Baboon]

Funny, our office Jew is always asking ME questions about how MBC and I celebrate. Then again, our office Jew doesn't know when to stop talking.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Damn Jews, they are nothing but problems!!!!!













Wait a second, I'm Jewish





Yep, nothing but problems

 

[bluebug32]

We're fresh out of Jews at my job

 

[JRB]

Sadly, I don't think we have an office Jew.

I can't even think of a Chinese person, and that is almost Jewish.

 

[JRB]

<snip> Then again, our office Jew doesn't know when to stop talking.

I spent some time with a guy that talks when shuttin' up will do today.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

....I don't think I have an office jew...

I'm surrounded by office atheists

I'm surrounded by office people of all sorts of religious bents. Recently there's a Muslim lady who I regard as hot. What all this means in the larger order of things I'm not sure.

 

[JRB]

<snip>Recently there's a Muslim lady who I regard as hot. What all this means in the larger order of things I'm not sure.

It's hard when you are used to looking at men, isn't it???

 

[johnbryanpeters]

It's hard when you are used to looking at men, isn't it???

You know that I only have eyes for you, dearie! :love:

 

[Changleen]

I can't even think of a Chinese person, and that is almost Jewish.

LMAO!

 

[Changleen]

No office Jews here either, but I've got Maoris, Chinese, Whiteys, and every other flavour of Asian you could ever want in various religious and non religious flavours. I think there might be some Jews in IT and finance...