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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by LordOpie, Dec 14, 2005.

  1. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Everyone asks me all sorts of annoying questions about chanukah... don't do this to your office jew.
     
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  2. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Sadly, I don't think we have an office Jew.
     
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  3. Yossarian

    Yossarian Monkey Pimp

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    lol, we have several office jews that are very good about taking things in stride.
     
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  4. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    You should get one, they're fun. Just remember to water it often.
     
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  5. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I like jewish chicks, we could use a bunch around here. Actually we could use any women around here.:help:
     
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  6. Snacks

    Snacks Turbo Monkey

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    I don't think we do either, or maybe we do:confused: I'm outta the loop on everyones religon status. I say Merry Christmas to EVERYONE....screw the pc crap.
     
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  7. Yossarian

    Yossarian Monkey Pimp

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    what happens if you mistakenly use holy water?
     
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  8. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    mmmmm jewish chicks rock :drool:

    Are you retarded? We suck money, not blood.

    Remember, one of us died for your sins.
     
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  9. Yossarian

    Yossarian Monkey Pimp

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    LOL at LO
     
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  10. Andyman_1970

    Andyman_1970 Turbo Monkey

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    I don't have an office Jew either..........but if I did I'd probably be celebrating chanukah (along with the other holidays) with them.............we'd be best friends.......LOL
     
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  11. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    whats chanukah
     
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  12. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Does inflatable work for ya?
     
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  13. Zark

    Zark Hey little girl, do you want some candy?

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    I kinda doubt that, your superior knowledge of the Torah would drive them away ;) j/k
     
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  14. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    ....I don't think I have an office jew...


    I'm surrounded by office atheists
     
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  15. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    We persecuted all of ours. They're off in other jobs getting rich now.
     
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  16. luken8r

    luken8r Monkey

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    Just what we needed, a Druish Princess


    We dont have any Jews here, but the Co. Prez is a Jew. We get the fancy Jewish holidays off like Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. I get random days off in teh fall and all my friends look at me and go -->:mumble:
     
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  17. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    Cue the Zappa lyrics...
     
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  18. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    If we don't have an office jew, can we ask you about Minotaur Candles?
     
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  19. Barbaton

    Barbaton Turbo Monkey

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    Just tell them the summary of all Jewish holidays:

    "They tried to kill us. They didn't. Let's eat!"
     
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  20. MtnBikerChk

    MtnBikerChk Squeaky Wheel

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    funny, she doesn't look druish?!

    it's the same questions year after year that get me.

    "boy, hannukah is late this year, isn't it? It isn't usually this late, is it?"
     
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  21. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Funny, our office Jew is always asking ME questions about how MBC and I celebrate. :think: Then again, our office Jew doesn't know when to stop talking.
     
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  22. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    Damn Jews, they are nothing but problems!!!!!













    Wait a second, I'm Jewish:think:





    Yep, nothing but problems:D
     
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    bluebug32 Asshat

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    We're fresh out of Jews at my job :(
     
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  24. JRB

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    :stupid: I can't even think of a Chinese person, and that is almost Jewish.
     
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  25. JRB

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    I spent some time with a guy that talks when shuttin' up will do today.
     
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  26. johnbryanpeters

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    I'm surrounded by office people of all sorts of religious bents. Recently there's a Muslim lady who I regard as hot. What all this means in the larger order of things I'm not sure. :confused:
     
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  27. JRB

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    It's hard when you are used to looking at men, isn't it???
     
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    johnbryanpeters Hero

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    You know that I only have eyes for you, dearie! :love:
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    LMAO!
     
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  30. Changleen

    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    No office Jews here either, but I've got Maoris, Chinese, Whiteys, and every other flavour of Asian you could ever want in various religious and non religious flavours. I think there might be some Jews in IT and finance...
     
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