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Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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Big_Papa1080 said:
Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground
selfish jackass. See, this is why I dislike bears. I would've shared, but nooooo, fvcker hogs the whole stash.
 

fonseca

Monkey
May 2, 2002
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Virginia
They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.
If it wasn't on cnn.com I wouldn't believe it.

I have a dog that likes porter. But he knows when to stop.
 

Ian F

Turbo Monkey
Sep 8, 2001
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reflux said:
Damn, I would not want to be that bear when he/she wakes up and the alcohol wears off.
That's ok... I'm sure a bright light will fend him off... (have a mental image of a bear on the ground with its paws covering it's eyes...)

"They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation" [to a detox facility] :monkey:
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
DVNT said:
sounds like a simpson's episode....
HAHAHA! Yeah it does!

I could see it now...the Simpsons are camping...the bear steals homers beer and he's passed out...homer screams discovering the missing beer...then realized the bear drank it, starts beating on the sleeping bear yelling STUPID BEAR...and the bear being roused for a moment, lifting it's head, belching in his face and passing out again.
 

-BB-

I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo
Sep 6, 2001
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Livin it up in the O.C.
dh girlie said:
What a cool bear! I wanna party with him...
OOOOOHHHHHH YYYYEEEEAAAHHHHH.......


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The Frosty flavor that sticks to your FUR.
Can't get enough of that wonderfull DUFF.