That's ok... I'm sure a bright light will fend him off... (have a mental image of a bear on the ground with its paws covering it's eyes...)
"They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation" [to a detox facility]
I could see it now...the Simpsons are camping...the bear steals homers beer and he's passed out...homer screams discovering the missing beer...then realized the bear drank it, starts beating on the sleeping bear yelling STUPID BEAR...and the bear being roused for a moment, lifting it's head, belching in his face and passing out again.
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