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Beer prevents prostate cancer!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Serial Midget, Feb 18, 2008.

  1. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Huge quantities of beer will also lower your cholesterol! You only need to drink 60 beers a day to derive the benefits of the newly discovered and totally amazing anti-oxidant flavonoid xanthohumol.
     

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  2. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

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    Only 60? That's >5 gallons a day...I'd better get cracking.
     
  3. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Start early and BE consistent!
     
  4. Mr Tiles

    Mr Tiles I'm a beer snob

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    there are many other benefits as well.
     
  5. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    That's doable:thumb:
     
  6. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Women become more attractive and, if I danced, I'd be better at it.
     
  7. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Too much beer prevents pregnancy.
     
  8. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    In other news, fat girls are celebrating around the world.
     
  9. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Celebrating the fact that they can now have an excuse to drink ****loads of beer, or that they'll have a better chance of getting laid?
     
  10. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Weed helps prevent alzheimers.
     
  11. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    I thought it was the other way around?

    NEVERMIND...I forgot some folks were prone to beer-dick.
     
  12. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    Women do not have a prostate gland. Even fat women.
     
  13. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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  14. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    :busted::rofl: Although I have seen plenty that are questionable.
     
  15. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    that's not too bad, only 2.5 beers an hour.
     
  16. offsprung

    offsprung Monkey

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    that's just because you already forgot everything.
     
  17. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    60 beers a day? I'll have to cut back. :(
     
  18. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I don't even remember posting that.
     
  19. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    What's the speed limit?
     
  20. jonsyp

    jonsyp Chimp

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    what doesn't beer do?