After a long business trip away from home, a farmer is met at the train station by one of his farm hands.
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Has anything happened while I've been gone?
Well, no, not really. Nothing happened except
your dog died.
My dog died??!!?? How did that happen!
Well, he ate some burnt horsemeat and that made
him sick and that's why your dog died.
Horsemeat??!!?? How did he get ahold of burnt
horsemeat?
Well, he got it after your barn burned down and
burned up your horse. Your dog ate some burnt
horsemeat and that made him sick and that's why your
dog died.
My barn burned down!!! How in the hell did that
happen!!!
Well, I suspect that it was burning embers from
your house. The barn caught on fire and burned down
and burned up your horse. Your dog ate some burnt
horsemeat and that made him sick and that's why your
dog died.
My house caught fire!!!???!!! How did that
happen!!!!????!!!!
Well, they think your house caught fire from one
of the candles from the wake. They set the curtains
on fire and burned the house down and it was burning
embers from your house. The barn caught on fire and
burned down and burned up your horse. Your dog ate
some burnt horsemeat and that made him sick and
that's why your dog died.
Wake???!!!???!!!??? Did someone die!!!???!!!
Well, yes sir. Your mother died. They think your
house caught fire from one of the candles from the
wake. They set the curtains on fire and burned the
house down and it was burning embers from your house.
The barn caught on fire and burned down and burned
up your horse. Your dog ate some burnt horsemeat
and that made him sick and that's why your dog
died.
My God!!! How did my mother die!!!???!!!
Well, she had a heart attack after walking in on
your wife and the postman in bed. She died and they
think your house caught fire from one of the candles
from the wake. They set the curtains on fire and
burned the house down and it was burning embers from
your house. The barn caught on fire and burned down
and burned up your horse. Your dog ate some burnt
horsemeat and that made him sick and that's why your
dog died.
***
Has anything happened while I've been gone?
Well, no, not really. Nothing happened except
your dog died.
My dog died??!!?? How did that happen!
Well, he ate some burnt horsemeat and that made
him sick and that's why your dog died.
Horsemeat??!!?? How did he get ahold of burnt
horsemeat?
Well, he got it after your barn burned down and
burned up your horse. Your dog ate some burnt
horsemeat and that made him sick and that's why your
dog died.
My barn burned down!!! How in the hell did that
happen!!!
Well, I suspect that it was burning embers from
your house. The barn caught on fire and burned down
and burned up your horse. Your dog ate some burnt
horsemeat and that made him sick and that's why your
dog died.
My house caught fire!!!???!!! How did that
happen!!!!????!!!!
Well, they think your house caught fire from one
of the candles from the wake. They set the curtains
on fire and burned the house down and it was burning
embers from your house. The barn caught on fire and
burned down and burned up your horse. Your dog ate
some burnt horsemeat and that made him sick and
that's why your dog died.
Wake???!!!???!!!??? Did someone die!!!???!!!
Well, yes sir. Your mother died. They think your
house caught fire from one of the candles from the
wake. They set the curtains on fire and burned the
house down and it was burning embers from your house.
The barn caught on fire and burned down and burned
up your horse. Your dog ate some burnt horsemeat
and that made him sick and that's why your dog
died.
My God!!! How did my mother die!!!???!!!
Well, she had a heart attack after walking in on
your wife and the postman in bed. She died and they
think your house caught fire from one of the candles
from the wake. They set the curtains on fire and
burned the house down and it was burning embers from
your house. The barn caught on fire and burned down
and burned up your horse. Your dog ate some burnt
horsemeat and that made him sick and that's why your
dog died.
