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MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
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Boston....outside of it....
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected :

-A quart of orange juice
-A half gallon of 2% milk
-A carton of eggs
-A head of Romaine lettuce
-A 2 lb can of coffee
-and 1 lb of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out,

A drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front
of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"













The drunk replied,"Cause you're ugly"
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
stoney98 said:
Just got word from one of the insiders, apparently they just want to make sure that I understand the hours (60+) and really want the job. Seeing as how I only move on for bigger and better things, and this job will essentially set me up for Business school ref's, killer pay, and a limitless ceiling, I think I'm good. Although you will get to make fun of me after I haven't ridden in 6 months and get slow.
We can make fun of you cuz you won't have time to come on here and defend yourself! :D juuust kidding...good luck with the interview!