Best cat name ever...
- Thread starter stevew
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thats awesome. 
My neighbor growing up had a cat named "Dammit."
"Beaver" is really funny. I still think "Scratch and Sniff" would be good for a pair of cats.
Mike
"Beaver" is really funny. I still think "Scratch and Sniff" would be good for a pair of cats.
Mike
'crab bait' is the best cat name ever 
My friend has an obese (nearly spherical) orange tabby named pumpkin.
Please don't tell me they shave the cat though...I don't think I could deal with that...
Victor Baconbits Pensington III, Cat of Distinction.
My cat names are the best. One is.......You SUCK!!!!!! and the other is Piece of SH*T!!!!!!!!
Don't get me wrong, I like cats, however when they are someone elses.
Don't get me wrong, I like cats, however when they are someone elses.
My cats name is Daria, after the old MTV cartoon. If you met my cat you would understand.
My cat's full name is Frederico Otto Von Schall. You'd think with a name like that he'd be some expensive purebreed, fancy something or other but he's just a big dumb orange cat from the pound.
My wife's Aunt and Uncle had a yellow cat called Colonel Mustard.
My wife's Aunt and Uncle had a yellow cat called Colonel Mustard.
With a lead pipe in the Conservatory.dhbuilder said:
My wife's now dead cat was named Casual
Wifey and I were fans of Happy Days....so far two cats named Chachi and Joni. Next up will be a dog named Fonzie.
I know a cat named Beaver - he's a Maine Coon and lives in Greensboro. Same one, perhaps?stevew said:
Mr. Bo-Jangles?Da Peach said:
And come to think of it, my exgirlfirend's cat was named Truck
Brian HCM#1 said:
Our (well, bv's I guess) cat is named Joe. BV picked that one out. He's a creative genius.
I, however, renamed him Lucifer (he's also called Stinky from time to time) cause cats are the devil. I definitely only like cats when I don't have to live with them.
antimony said:
Sometimes I call my cat Meowzabubba. (derived from Beelzebub)
Cadence & Velocity - c'mon - those are great names!
3 cats here...
Biggie - AKA: The Biggs, Bubba, Bubba Chubba. (pound rescue)
Abbey - AKA: Stinky, Stinkygirl, and Baby Kitty, and Bob. (pound rescue)
Marley - AKA: Fatt Butt, The Butts, FBK (street rescue)
Funny thing is that they all respond to all their names. Abbey ended up getting called stinky because she likes to fart. She also likes to watch Nascar.
Biggie - AKA: The Biggs, Bubba, Bubba Chubba. (pound rescue)
Abbey - AKA: Stinky, Stinkygirl, and Baby Kitty, and Bob. (pound rescue)
Marley - AKA: Fatt Butt, The Butts, FBK (street rescue)
Funny thing is that they all respond to all their names. Abbey ended up getting called stinky because she likes to fart. She also likes to watch Nascar.
My friend has a cat named Jimmy Softpaws.
i had a cat named "tootie fruity". when i was younger i would take her in my arms and spin around alot of times and then watch her stagger into things
I missed it....stevew said:
I live in a waterfront community. One day I was walking to work and I noticed a bunch of trees had been gnawed through in somebody's yard. Fast forward a few days, weeks. I notice the trees are gone, the people living there had replanted, and cages put up around them. Fast forward again, walking to work early one morning, I see a beaver in their yard trying to figure out how to eat the new trees, so I hollared at him and he ran off back to the water.
Punch line: The next day I saw the lady that owns the house out working in her yard, so I yelled out 'Hey, I saw your beaver the other day' without thinking. The look of absolute shock on her face was priceless. I'm lucky she didn't come after me with a rake or something. Took me a few minutes to figure out why she thought that was so strange. I'm slow.
our obese (close to 30 lbs cat) named smokey has picked up a few appropriate nicknames as his girth increases. Notorious C.A.T. aka kitty smallz is my favorite.
Good awkward moment story. Extra points to you sir!!jdschall said:
Just noticed this....but wouldn't those be your parents too??? At least one of them.....stevew said:
