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Best death wish I've heard in a while...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by binary visions, Nov 21, 2005.

  1. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    I choked and burst out laughing when I read that.

    Anyone else heard any good ones?

    disclaimer: the preceeding post is intended in no way to make light of those with incurable diseases, I hope you all see it in the same utterly absurd light that I do.
     

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  2. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    My favorite curse has always been:

    "May a thousand angry policemen hold you in their urine stream."
     
  3. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    This is the most despicable thread you have ever posted. You should be ashamed of yourself.

























    Yeah that was pretty freaking funny!
     
  4. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    "I'll tie your butt hole shut and keep feeding you and feeding you"