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Best death wish I've heard in a while...

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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You sure are stupid. Go take a ride in a dryer with Magic Johnson and a box of rusty razors.
I choked and burst out laughing when I read that.

Anyone else heard any good ones?

disclaimer: the preceeding post is intended in no way to make light of those with incurable diseases, I hope you all see it in the same utterly absurd light that I do.
 

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Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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My favorite curse has always been:

"May a thousand angry policemen hold you in their urine stream."