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stinky|Dan

Monkey
Aug 3, 2002
229
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So lucky. We dont have them in OZ, but when i was last in Cali i hit up in n out as often as possible.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
If you're a Baltimore/Washington loc, you know this joint. Now they are spreading like a delicious, artery-plugging disease.

http://www.fiveguys.com/

One of many professional reviews==>"This is casual dining with a formula that works: delicious burgers served up with your choice of fixings at near-fast food prices. Step up to the counter and pick a hamburger, cheeseburger, bacon burger or bacon cheeseburger, all of which are prepared with fresh ground beef and come in two sizes -- one patty or two. Select from more than a dozen toppings, including sauteed mushrooms, pickles, jalapenos and hot sauce. Add an order of made-fresh, bordering-on-soggy, boardwalk-style French fries -- either regular or Cajun -- and a soda with free refills. You'll be set for just $6 or $7. You can also order a split-open grilled hot dog, with bacon and cheese variations, or a grilled cheese or veggie sandwich.

Mostly a takeout joint, Five Guys keeps things relaxed with comment cards decking the walls with customer kudos and rock music blaring throughout the place. While you wait for your order, snack on peanuts you don't have to shell out any cash for. Perhaps they're a symbol of the value you find at Five Guys -- yummy food for practically peanuts."
 

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
15,242
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Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
If you're a Baltimore/Washington loc, you know this joint. Now they are spreading like a delicious, artery-plugging disease.

http://www.fiveguys.com/

One of many professional reviews==>"This is casual dining with a formula that works: delicious burgers served up with your choice of fixings at near-fast food prices. Step up to the counter and pick a hamburger, cheeseburger, bacon burger or bacon cheeseburger, all of which are prepared with fresh ground beef and come in two sizes -- one patty or two. Select from more than a dozen toppings, including sauteed mushrooms, pickles, jalapenos and hot sauce. Add an order of made-fresh, bordering-on-soggy, boardwalk-style French fries -- either regular or Cajun -- and a soda with free refills. You'll be set for just $6 or $7. You can also order a split-open grilled hot dog, with bacon and cheese variations, or a grilled cheese or veggie sandwich.

Mostly a takeout joint, Five Guys keeps things relaxed with comment cards decking the walls with customer kudos and rock music blaring throughout the place. While you wait for your order, snack on peanuts you don't have to shell out any cash for. Perhaps they're a symbol of the value you find at Five Guys -- yummy food for practically peanuts."
Five Guys is good stuff. The fries are excellent. The guy who owns the franchises here said that they don't even have freezers as everything is fresh. All they need is to sell beer and it would be awesome.
 
If you're a Baltimore/Washington loc, you know this joint. Now they are spreading like a delicious, artery-plugging disease.

http://www.fiveguys.com/

One of many professional reviews==>"This is casual dining with a formula that works: delicious burgers served up with your choice of fixings at near-fast food prices. Step up to the counter and pick a hamburger, cheeseburger, bacon burger or bacon cheeseburger, all of which are prepared with fresh ground beef and come in two sizes -- one patty or two. Select from more than a dozen toppings, including sauteed mushrooms, pickles, jalapenos and hot sauce. Add an order of made-fresh, bordering-on-soggy, boardwalk-style French fries -- either regular or Cajun -- and a soda with free refills. You'll be set for just $6 or $7. You can also order a split-open grilled hot dog, with bacon and cheese variations, or a grilled cheese or veggie sandwich.

Mostly a takeout joint, Five Guys keeps things relaxed with comment cards decking the walls with customer kudos and rock music blaring throughout the place. While you wait for your order, snack on peanuts you don't have to shell out any cash for. Perhaps they're a symbol of the value you find at Five Guys -- yummy food for practically peanuts."
My professional burger review =======>urgh, five guys burgers are disgusting. We have a few in CT.

maybe it's just me but I cannot eat a burger dripping grease and fat.

BLAH
 

jvp108

king of the road
Mar 21, 2006
153
0
filthadelphia
Five Guys is good stuff. The fries are excellent. The guy who owns the franchises here said that they don't even have freezers as everything is fresh. All they need is to sell beer and it would be awesome.
They sell beer at the one on Wisconsin Ave NW in Georgetown. It's the perfect cheap dinner before going out in Gtown spot. That and chipotle.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
My professional burger review =======>urgh, five guys burgers are disgusting. We have a few in CT.
maybe it's just me but I cannot eat a burger dripping grease and fat.
BLAH
Assemble the mob, pass out the torches, coil that noose and SEIZE THE BLASPHEMER! :bonk:

I like a fire-grilled burger as much as the next guy, but a 5-Guys bacon/jalapeno/cheeseburger fried up in Old Bay and slapped on a mayo-slathered bun with lettuce and an onion slab is positively the SHIZ-NIT, especially with a side of their fries splashed in red wine vinegar and coated in Old Bay.

Two things make it difficult for you to properly appreciate 5-Guys, MBC-

1) You are a Yankee and sadly, our Northern friends just don't comprehend the virtues of frying pans and deep fryers. Don't feel bad; it's not your fault you were raised outside of Dixie's loving embrace.

2) You are a female and expected by our society to find anything indulgent or unhealthy positively repulsive. For this reason, women are guilt-tripped into paper-toweling-off all that tasty love, ordering a salad or veggie wrap and then leaving the table with half your food still on the plate or in a doggie bag, all the while moaning about how stuffed you are. Fight the power, ladies, and rebel against your killjoy waifish masters!

:biggrin:
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,005
22,043
Sleazattle
Five Guys is good stuff. The fries are excellent. The guy who owns the franchises here said that they don't even have freezers as everything is fresh. All they need is to sell beer and it would be awesome.
I've been to five guys a few times and was not impressed. By the time I sat down to eat the burger the bun was completely soggy from grease. It isn't hard to make a tasty burger with ground beef that has 40% fat content. The fries I had tasted like the oil needed to be changed a few months ago.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
I do enjoy pudsuckers, and used to live right near the one on 236 in Annandale, VA. The best thing about them, even beyond their gnosh, are the giant sides of beef hanging on meathooks visible to all while waiting in line. Suggesting a dinner date there is the best way I've ever found to break up with a PETA-type tofu girl who won't take a less overt hint. :biggrin:
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
I've been to five guys a few times and was not impressed. By the time I sat down to eat the burger the bun was completely soggy from grease. It isn't hard to make a tasty burger with ground beef that has 40% fat content. The fries I had tasted like the oil needed to be changed a few months ago.
Jeez...it sounds like Franchise Quality Control needs to get a phone call from your area code. I have lived by and patronized happily the franchises in Alexandria, Arlington and Springfield, VA. They have recently opened stores in Westminster and Frederick, MD, but I haven't visited them yet...but it IS lunchtime now. Hmmmmmm...
 

urbaindk

The Real Dr. Science
Jul 12, 2004
4,819
0
Sleepy Hollar
Our local Annapolis 5guys rocks. Best burger and fries in town. 4 thumbs up from my prego wife, especially when topped with pickles and cheese. She craves teh beef and I aim teh please.
 
Two things make it difficult for you to properly appreciate 5-Guys, MBC-

1) You are a Yankee and sadly, our Northern friends just don't comprehend the virtues of frying pans and deep fryers. Don't feel bad; it's not your fault you were raised outside of Dixie's loving embrace.

2) You are a female and expected by our society to find anything indulgent or unhealthy positively repulsive. For this reason, women are guilt-tripped into paper-toweling-off all that tasty love, ordering a salad or veggie wrap and then leaving the table with half your food still on the plate or in a doggie bag, all the while moaning about how stuffed you are. Fight the power, ladies, and rebel against your killjoy waifish masters!

:biggrin:
re 1) you're right. and I'm DAMN PROUD OF IT!

re 2) that ain't me. I'm a bacon loving, french fry eating, ice cream sundae pounding CHICK. (and a jew so don't tell on the bacon).

:banana:
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
re 2) that ain't me. I'm a bacon loving, french fry eating, ice cream sundae pounding CHICK. (and a jew so don't tell on the bacon).
Hahaha...your secret is safe with me.

To be fair, 5Guys are greasy but I get a sense that this fact is part of the appeal for some. They are the Anti-Jarrod and a backlash against the unfun, cardiac-care world of low-carb beer and no-sugar jello for dessert.
 

MMcG

Ride till you puke!
Dec 10, 2002
15,457
12
Burlington, Connecticut
That beer drinkin smiley should be a RM permanent smiley

IAB or MBC - have you ever gone down to New Haven to have a burger from that place that is supposed to be the originator of the burger? Don't know the name of it, but they just serve it between two slices of toasted bread and I think maybe with a tomato with it?

I don't think you can even get ketchup or mustard to put on it at that place?

What's it called?
 

Potroast88

YouTube Boy
Jan 18, 2004
2,834
4
Bomb City
In n Out is tough to beat, but in Phoenix there is a crappy little bar called "Harvey's Wineburger" and the burgers are unbelievable. They cook the burgers in cheap red wine.
 
That beer drinkin smiley should be a RM permanent smiley

IAB or MBC - have you ever gone down to New Haven to have a burger from that place that is supposed to be the originator of the burger? Don't know the name of it, but they just serve it between two slices of toasted bread and I think maybe with a tomato with it?

I don't think you can even get ketchup or mustard to put on it at that place?

What's it called?
Lou's lunch.

and no.

ew.
 

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
4,617
2
G14 Classified
dude, i'd pay them like $10,000,000,000 to expand their franchise east but i remember reading somewhere when in lived in socal that they would never leave the southwest. :(
It's my understanding that there is (or was) a huge disagreement over expanding between the old owner, new or future heir to the franchise, and the Board. Google it for more info, but I know for a fact that I've read it online.