[awr94903]

basically this guy tries to scam someone via the internet and gets what is coming to him.
hilarious and very entertaining, but be ready to spend several hours reading this:
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=399203

 

[Jou]

where's the cliffnotes version?

 

[Roasted]

Dude1 posts message selling gears for 100$ for NEW

Dude2 sends cheque for 100$ + 15$ for shipping

Dude1 changes original post to 125$ plus 15$ shipping and refuses to send the product or money back. Oh and the gears are actualy used...haha

dude 3 through 3000 jump all over dude1 for being a tool. 50 some odd pages later and I still think black background sites are ass.

 

[Roasted]

Still not as funny as the one a few months ago. Guys on some site are posting their gf's. One guy posts a pic. Another guy recognizes the pic from a porn site he frequents. The guy who posts the pic defends himself with photoshopped specs proving the girl isn't the same, but ironically has the same tattoo. Guy who posts pic is embarressed and shunned never to come to the internet again haha

 

[lovebunny]

ohhh man is there a link for that?

 

[.:Jeenyus:.]

Still not as funny as the one a few months ago. Guys on some site are posting their gf's. One guy posts a pic. Another guy recognizes the pic from a porn site he frequents. The guy who posts the pic defends himself with photoshopped specs proving the girl isn't the same, but ironically has the same tattoo. Guy who posts pic is embarressed and shunned never to come to the internet again haha

I remember that one. Good stuff.

 

[gschuette]

Link for the porn fight? That one sounds way better.

 

[Bldr_DH]

Best one was when a guy heard noises coming from his dail-up modem, asked a question about it on a forum, got told that he had a virus and ended up deleting his OS by "accident".

 

[irishMonkey]

Thats so funny, does anyone have that link?

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

linkies please...

 

[Roasted]

I tried to find the porn one. I couldn't. sorry guys. It was definately a hoot to read on a slow day haha

 

[Bldr_DH]

Yeah, no dice on the modem one... I'll post it if I find it.

 

[Transcend]

Best one was when a guy heard noises coming from his dail-up modem, asked a question about it on a forum, got told that he had a virus and ended up deleting his OS by "accident".

Isn't that what mack is about to do?

 

[Spitfired]

From www.bash.org

<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not **** up my pc
<Blitz> it wont
<J0E> omfg, its deleting!
<Blitz> no, its scanning
<J0E> it says deleting

 

[.:Jeenyus:.]

From www.bash.org

<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not **** up my pc
<Blitz> it wont
<J0E> omfg, its deleting!
<Blitz> no, its scanning
<J0E> it says deleting

That site is gold.

<_kr4m3r> so many ****ing criminals, its bull****
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

 

[luken8r]

jesus, that POR thread has grown! I was following it last week when it went from 11->25 pages where the major pwning commenced. now its up to 70+

 

[binary visions]

I just read about 7 solid pages and skimmed 3... It's just a bunch of posturing and whining. Does anything actually happen? I mean, does the kid get arrested/beat down/fun personal information posted/etc.? Or does everyone just continue complaining that he's a loser (which we already know)?

 

[Tenchiro]

I love bash.org

 

[douglas]

L A M E

 

[luken8r]

I just read about 7 solid pages and skimmed 3... It's just a bunch of posturing and whining. Does anything actually happen? I mean, does the kid get arrested/beat down/fun personal information posted/etc.? Or does everyone just continue complaining that he's a loser (which we already know)?

no nothing happens. the kid in question pulls a 180 and admits to trying to pork the guy and sends him a MO. I think pages 26+ are just photoshopping of his yearbook pictures and general enragement

 

[binary visions]

no nothing happens. the kid in question pulls a 180 and admits to trying to pork the guy and sends him a MO. I think pages 26+ are just photoshopping of his yearbook pictures and general enragement

Thank you for saving me the time of finding that out painfully.

On the other hand, bash.org is a friggin' riot. I'm having to contain my laughter so my coworkers think I'm still working

 

[binary visions]

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

...and...

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances -<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

 

[biggins]

where is the link to the porn?

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

That site is gold.

bwhahahaha... how awesome...
"omfg its deleting!!!!... no its scanning... it says its deleting"...
somehow i think of peter griffin talking with the dog, or dogbert and the boss......
bwhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha..........

 

[Hawkeye]

I think the Pron one is on a site about mazda mx 5's or something.

It's a great read. I'll try to find it.

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

i found it!!

http://www.msprotege.com/forum/showthread.php?t=115788&page=12&pp=15

i yahooed mazda mx5 forum post your gf picture... the 1st result said GI OWN3D THREAD yahooed it... and there it was....

 

[binary visions]

i found it!!

http://www.msprotege.com/forum/showthread.php?t=115788&page=12&pp=15

i yahooed mazda mx5 forum post your gf picture... the 1st result said GI OWN3D THREAD yahooed it... and there it was....

Is this safe for work?

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

Is this safe for work?

so far, it is..
it sent me straight to the 12 page, where it seems to start...
am on page 13 and is still fine... there are 133 pages of it!!...

:nuts:

 

[binary visions]

so far, it is..
it sent me straight to the 12 page, where it seems to start...
am on page 13 and is still fine... there are 133 pages of it!!...

:nuts:

Oy... Tell you what, you read it, and post what the good pages are

 

[-dustin]

http://www.charleswenzel.info/

wow...people really get into this internet ownage stuff. geeze. kind of sad, i have to say.

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

Oy... Tell you what, you read it, and post what the good pages are

am on page 17.. from 12 to 17 they are all funny...
the owned guy says "the porn chick stole the picture from me..." even after being showed a whole set of the same pictures.....

quite funny

 

[Hawkeye]

Is this safe for work?

I don't know about that. The girl is from Tiffany teen .com and they are pictures of her wearing some very hot red/black unmentionables.

Well worth the read.

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

I thought this was gonna be about Stoney98 or something