[sama1ter]

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he
notices his oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look
and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the
nearest town and he pulls into the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk
around town. He sees an ice cream shop and being a penguin
in Arizona decides that something cold could really hit the
spot.He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down
to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to
eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream , he goes back to the gas
station and asks the mechanic if he found the problem.
The mechanic looks up and says, "it looks like you blew a seal."
"No no", exclaims the penguin. "its just ice cream."

 

[manziman]

wow, that's bad.

 

[sama1ter]

wow, that's bad.

hater.

 

[WhItTy]

That was un called for




lol only jokin that was a pretty good one.

 

[caputo1989]

Ok Ok:
Why did the chicken cross the road?


































To get to the other side.

 

[Cash-Money]

To get to the other side.

fo sho

 

[manziman]

hater.

i ain't be hatin', g-blood. just speakin the trizuth.

 

[yojimborace]

It is kinda hard to tell a joke over the internet, but i've heard much better

 

[chicodude]

A penquin was riding his bike when he realized he was leaking oils out of his avy shock. So he takes it to the nearest bike shop and they tell him to come back in an hour. So he wonders off in search of something good to eat. Well, he gets an vanilla ice cream cone and he make a mess all over his face. he comes back to the bike shop, and the mechanic tells him "look like you've blown a seal."

And the pequin says, "no, not a seal, just an ice cream cone.