[rockofullr]

That's right it's a 55 gal drum of lube! Just read the reviews if you aren't convinced that this is the ultimate romantic gift.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005MR3IVO/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=boingboing06-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B005MR3IVO

If only I had seen this sooner

 

[ultraNoob]

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[-BB-]

Classic... HAD to send that link to the new GF (as a joke). We will see what she has to say though.

 

[JohnE]

As always, teh reveiws are the best part..."Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube."

 

[rockofullr]

LOL! Did anyone see this in the "also viewed" section.

This mask imbues the wearer with super-human abilities. The power to make everyone around you feel akward and uncomfortable being first among them. After wearing the mask for several days my identity was consumed and replaced. There is only the horse now. Best purchase I ever made.

 

[Matchew]

EDIT===> SNIPED^^^^Customers who viewed this item also viewed:

Accoutrements Horse Head Mask

Fresh Whole Rabbit

 

[jonKranked]

what about this one:

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Magical-Unicorn-Mask-Creepy/dp/B0070QMUFA/ref=pd_sbs_t_4

 

[narlus]

this thread is full of win

 

[bean]

That horse head is great. Linked elsewhere:

NSFW

 

[ICEBALL585]

this thread is full of win

This thread is full of WTF

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I feel like I've been to the end of the interwebz now.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I feel like I've been to the end of the interwebz now.

No......no you haven't.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

No......no you haven't.

The horror, the horror...

 

[jdcamb]

The Polish girl I thought I was dating has a boyfriend now. That was a waste of $23, wtf am I going to do with a Bottle of Asti???

 

[ultraNoob]

The Polish girl I thought I was dating has a boyfriend now. That was a waste of $23, wtf am I going to do with a Bottle of Asti???

add orange juice and drink it for breakfast tomorrow

 

[jdcamb]

add orange juice and drink it for breakfast tomorrow

We went grocery shopping the other day, she spent $110 on groceries, Laundry detergent, and cleaning supplies. I got baskets of her dirty clothes in my laundry room.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

The Polish girl I thought I was dating has a boyfriend now. That was a waste of $23, wtf am I going to do with a Bottle of Asti???

Bighitr has returned!

 

[ultraNoob]

We went grocery shopping the other day, she spent $110 on groceries, Laundry detergent, and cleaning supplies. I got baskets of her dirty clothes in my TRASH CAN.

ftfy... problem solved

 

[jdcamb]

ftfy... problem solved

Nah her Mom comes over and feeds my Cats and cleans my house. I just give her access to the hot tub and buy cleaning supplies and food.

 

[Da Peach]

Nah her Mom comes over and feeds my Cats and cleans my house. I just give her access to the hot tub and buy cleaning supplies and food.

not sure that qualifies as "dating".

moar chloroform!