[pnj]

human body of course....


I like the big plastic bucket idea. no one is suspicious when you buy a 'water container' at the local hardware store. they can stay in your house/out of site. they seal well so you don't have to smell the rotting flesh.. you can probably add lye to help increase the decomposing time. then you just need to get ride of the bones...


the wood chipper idea sounds cool but it has major draw backs. one is, who the hell owns a wood chipper? so you either have to rent or buy. then,it's really messy. wouldn't be a bad idea if one didn't care about trying to hide said body...

heavy rocks/large bodys of water could work but this has proven to be ineffective.....

pig farms seem to work well too...ink:

what would your preffered method be?

 

[Secret Squirrel]

O/U for this deletion is 25 posts...Place yer bets...

 

[Slugman]

Part it out to medical schools...

 

[Batman]

Patrick Batmen certainly prefered lyme....
If you're going to use a wood chipper, make sure you freeze anything first, as this will save you a major clean-up.

 

[Toshi]

Part it out to medical schools...

not a bad idea. i'd go for the more traditional goodfellas method myself...

 

[binary visions]

Sauteed with onions.

 

[Slugman]

not a bad idea. i'd go for the more traditional goodfellas method myself...

I figured you get rid of a body AND make some good money.

2 birds with one stone... and those bodies I'd feed to my cat!

 

[Toshi]

i don't think there's money involved...?

 

[Slugman]

i don't think there's money involved...?

ARE YOU KIDDING!!! It cost us about 6 grand per lab... and a BIG chunk (excuse the pun) of that is the tissue.

Don't you remember the scandal at UCLA a couple years ago - guys went to jail b/c they were selling off body parts from donated cadavers.

 

[Toshi]

wha? where does this money go to? does it go to the family of the donors? that seems so... sleazy.

 

[Slugman]

wha? where does this money go to? does it go to the family of the donors? that seems so... sleazy.

I beleive the money goes to the institution and the tissue banks, but I'm not 100% on that.

However I'm pretty sure the family doesn't see any money.

 

[Greyhound]

This will either get deleted in 25 posts.....or become one of the most-posted-in since the RESPECT thread (RIP).



Body disposal is the easy part: Removing yourself and any connective evidence from the scene of the crime or relevence to said slain body is the tough part.

But if I had to do it.....fire to the flesh and then bone pulverization. Those rented vibrating compactors will work just fine.

 

[pnj]

Body disposal is the easy part: Removing yourself and any connective evidence from the scene of the crime or relevence to said slain body is the tough part.

duh.

 

[skinny mike]

i prefer the bomb in the apple pie method. you have to do this when they are still alive but it is quite effective. because when the csi people go to see what happens they become baffled by the apple pie. seriously, who would expect a bomb in a piece of pie? its the perfect crime. neaky:

 

[golgiaparatus]

Grind up and feed to animals?

 

[pnj]

here's a good way to NOT dispose of a body....

"Then, prosecutors say, Nancy beat him to death with a heavy lead statue. She concealed his body by rolling it up in the bedroom carpet."

ahahahhahaha. Oops!
http://komotv.com/stories/40293.htm

 

[Craw]

http://www.viceland.com/issues/v12n8/htdocs/parent.php

Vice Mag has a detailed write up of a method. Nothing like a good ol tutorial!

 

[Secret Squirrel]

here's a good way to NOT dispose of a body....

"Then, prosecutors say, Nancy beat him to death with a heavy lead statue. She concealed his body by rolling it up in the bedroom carpet."

ahahahhahaha. Oops!
http://komotv.com/stories/40293.htm

Hmmm...Reminds me of a movie I once saw...but there was no murder...just a cable repairman and some drugs...and a hotter chick than that...

Life imitating art ...or ....Art imitating life...????

 

[Brian Peterson]

Use a lot of zip loc sandwich bags.... Slice body to bag size pieces... Deposit bags in trash cans all over town.

Or grind up and use for chum on next ocean fishing trip...

Brian

 

[Greyhound]

duh.

Sorry man, but you'd be surprised what you gotta tell people these days. I mean, they canceled "Arrested Development" didn't they?

 

[Tenchiro]

Body disposal is the easy part: Removing yourself and any connective evidence from the scene of the crime or relevence to said slain body is the tough part.

just collect random DNA samples from keyboards in public libraries and sprinkle liberally around the dump site.

 

[robdamanii]

Put it in a 55 gallon drum with lye or other such chemicals. THen just pour it in a lake.

 

[pnj]

Put it in a 55 gallon drum with lye or other such chemicals. THen just pour it in a lake.

what about the bones?

I suppose you could grind them up and sell them at the asian market as afrodisiacts...:evil:

 

[robdamanii]

what about the bones?

I suppose you could grind them up and sell them at the asian market as afrodisiacts...:evil:

Hrm. I don't believe bones float...

 

[gschuette]

The problem with barrels is where do you keep them? If you made a mistake and the detectives trace you down then you are ****ed. How are you going to explain a big plastic barrel with a partially decomposed body?

I would just take the person on a Mexican vacation and bludgeon them to death in the middle of Mexico City then leave. Is murder really a crime in Mexico? Are there crimes in Mexico?

 

[Meat Foot]

Poured foundation, place body in concrete.

As for slicing someone up into toast sized pieces, I would not last long doing that.

 

[splat]

what about the bones?

all the neighbor hood dogs would be your best friend

 

[Slugman]

Poured foundation, place body in concrete.

As for slicing someone up into toast sized pieces, I would not last long doing that.

great way to ruin a foundation...

 

[Andy_B]

<snip>
Is murder really a crime in Mexico? Are there crimes in Mexico?

Not when the police are on strike, and still have there badges.....

 

[T-Dog]

Put the body in an 85 gallon steel drum, fill with concrete and roll it off a boat into 500 feet of water. And he was never seen again, the end.

 

[pnj]

Put the body in an 85 gallon steel drum, fill with concrete and roll it off a boat into 500 feet of water. And he was never seen again, the end.

how you gunna lift an 85 gallon steel drum full of concrete?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Pig farm. Definitely the pigs.

If unable to find pigs, get some hearty red wine and dig in!

 

[jdcamb]

Well first you gotta..... Hey wait nice try.....

 

[Meat Foot]

great way to ruin a foundation...

details

 

[Senôr Lopez]

I have 2 methods.

1. Find a construction site with a foundation hole almost done. In the night go to the site and dig a hole 4 or 5 feet deep in the bottom. Deposit body and be sure to pack down the dirt firmly. Then just sit back and watch the concrete foundation cover up all the evidence.


2. Just pull a Natalie Holloway and dump the body in shark infested waters.

 

[H8R]

Male:

Chop into several pieces and bury each at least 8 ft underground in scattered locations away from water sources.


Female:

BBQ and eat, starting with labia kabobs. Make sure you eat the brains out of a small silver bowl after prayers.

Leftovers can then be fed to pigs.

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

assuming that your only problem is getting rid of the body (perfectly sealed a dry body, no blood, no fluid coming out of it)...

i&#180;d go for the stones/sandbags and ropes thingy, or open it up fiiling it with stones and sewing back up..... and throw it deep into the sea... preferably outside the 12 miles into international waters. of course i&#180;d make sure there is no industrial fishing going on around there, and make sure all the limbs and head are tightly tied to the main carcass and stones...... dont want the head to come loose and float or something like that...

 

[Brunettes]

how you gunna lift an 85 gallon steel drum full of concrete?

LOL..

anything that has to do with tossing out in the water is no deal, no matter how far out you go theres always a chance that something will come ashore. My vote goes for ol' create.

More than likely you'll get caught like these characters..
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/09/30/world/main895541.shtml

oh and allow me to be the first to ask....WHY?!?

 

[H8R]

...WHY?!?

Uh oh, now you did it. Nice knowin' ya.

 

[T-Dog]

how you gunna lift an 85 gallon steel drum full of concrete?

Use a small fishing boat with a davit to hoist it aboard. For an extra touch, have 6 feet of old heavy chain protruding out the end...if in the unlikely event it's spotted, it'll look like a anchor.