human body of course.... I like the big plastic bucket idea. no one is suspicious when you buy a 'water container' at the local hardware store. they can stay in your house/out of site. they seal well so you don't have to smell the rotting flesh.. you can probably add lye to help increase the decomposing time. then you just need to get ride of the bones... the wood chipper idea sounds cool but it has major draw backs. one is, who the hell owns a wood chipper? so you either have to rent or buy. then,it's really messy. wouldn't be a bad idea if one didn't care about trying to hide said body... heavy rocks/large bodys of water could work but this has proven to be ineffective..... pig farms seem to work well too...ink: what would your preffered method be?