gimme your best, but ill start
yo momma so fat, she sells shade
yo momma so fat, she sells shade
best yo momma jokes
- Thread starter BIRDMAN111
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fez? is that you?
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave.
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
Yo mama so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave.
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
Yo mama so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
cash munie!
Hahahahahahahahahah
I think I'll have to remember these the next time I talk to my soon-to-be-x-wife
I think I'll have to remember these the next time I talk to my soon-to-be-x-wife
what? "fez, is that you?" cause that would be even funnier
Wonder how long it takes for this thread to be closed.
This thread is way funnier than it should be.
Too much work = dumb me.
Too much work = dumb me.
Damn bro, sorry you two couldn't work it out. How you holding out?
I'm with you on that. :huh:
Yo momma's so lame, you created this thread.
listen to Pharcyde - Ya moma
I am doing well and I am looking forward to it being over and done with!
Thanks for the concern Rich! How are you these days?
How do I "unsubscribe" to a thread?
yo mama is so fat, she puts mayo on asprin.
Bang head against keyboard and pray that the stupidity ends.
Yo' mamma so dirty, she called me on the phone and gave me an ear infection!
ive heard that one before...but still really gross
yo momma so dumb, she posts on ridemonkey.
Your mammas so fat the doctor said she had a flesh eating disease and gave her 10 years to live
Your momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo Mama's so ugly she tucks the bridge change in her harelip.
Yo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mamma's so fat when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck
She's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
She's so poor she can't pay attenetion
Her teeth are so nasty she spits butter
She's so fat she beeps when she backs up
She's so fat she's got watches on both wrists and they're in two different time zones
When she gets up she blocks out the sun
She's so dumb she sits on the couch and watches the TV
She's so fat she sat on a quarter and made change
She's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
She's so poor she can't pay attenetion
Her teeth are so nasty she spits butter
She's so fat she beeps when she backs up
She's so fat she's got watches on both wrists and they're in two different time zones
When she gets up she blocks out the sun
She's so dumb she sits on the couch and watches the TV
She's so fat she sat on a quarter and made change
We have a winner.
you mean sits on the tv and watches the couch.
I've been repressed / oppressed!?!
Moral of the story - don't swing dead babies at loved ones.
Moral of the story - don't swing dead babies at loved ones.
What about swinging them at people you hate?
You mean like MMike? Sounds OK. Might be a waste of a perfectly good dead baby.
Just watch that stupid MTV show with that Valderama cat if you want yo mamma jokes. 
yo mamma so fat she has her own time zone: dinner time!
Your momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles BOTH lanes slow down.
This thread is so lame it makes yo momma look smart.