is this post for real? cause i have done extensive research into which zip ties make you the fastest! 
irate2:
irate2:best zip ties for racing?
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haha do a search for "shreader".yet again rm comes threw with another wonderfully pointless thread, still manages to get way to many serious post out of it, and still is able to pull threw with 3 pages of mindless chatter. way to go lovebunny i now have a new hero.
i finally decided the decision was too stresssful. screw this im done riding! anyone wanna buy a b1 team dh ridden by a beginner named lovebunny?
in austrailia the cables hold themselves down.
Kyle,
Kyle,
That's their secret!
shredder....
Wait, what?
you can save weight and time by not using brakes at all. then you wouldnt need zip ties.....this is a stupid topic. damn if youre that worried about weight, take a crap before the race
In what way is this stupid? Every quarter gram counts. Even without the brakes, you still need to zip tie the der. cable, so yes, it is an issue.
You aren't going to win on a single speed, unless everyone else's der.s break. Please keep stupid comments out of this thread.
You aren't going to win on a single speed, unless everyone else's der.s break. Please keep stupid comments out of this thread.
AHHAHAHAHAAHAA
Just use superglue to glue all your lines to your frame, I hear thats what Sam Hill does.
You guys have my head spinning around...I'm so confused!!
Blue ties, orange, ties, no ties, achilles tendons, super glue, pink ties, carbon ties, speed holes, no cables........what is a noobie to do?
Blue ties, orange, ties, no ties, achilles tendons, super glue, pink ties, carbon ties, speed holes, no cables........what is a noobie to do?
my company's making the carbon fiber zip ties. speed holes built in. 400$ for each one.
Maybe you could market them to unfortunate people who have had their achilles tendons stolen. I hear carbon fiber is in among the prosthetic crowd.
Yeah and riding on just flexy spokes and tires would create a superior suspension system, there by eliminating the need for heavy rear suspension frames.
Absolutely brilliant, I am not worthy of basking in your aura sir!
I heard the reason fabian barel was able to get 2nd place at mirabar was because he made a secret night recon mission over to the iron horse truck to look at what sam hill was using for his zip ties. Then he stole all hill's zip ties, thus eliminating the 15 second lead sam otherwise woulda had. But thats just what I heard.
I will be posting pictures of my carbon fiber zip ties tomorrow night. Get pumped.
Where can I get them?!?! I was beat by everyone at Parkfield in my class (beginner) because I was using heavy zip ties with horrible aerodynamics. The must have all been using yours. 
you have to be joking. we are revamping a thread about zipties
okay we have to stop this credit thing asap.
okay we have to stop this credit thing asap.
I made a poopy.
i havent done that in 3 days
It is indeed. I work at an orthotic/prosthetic office and it just so happens that the carbon fiber tube in one of the prosthetic legs we had laying around made perfect headset spacers. haha
Now on topic: Get zipties without U.V. resistant properties. They will start to break down over time, making them even lighter, and you faster! They will get weaker but by the time they do so, you will be a smoother rider so it won't matter.
Lol how is this thread still going about zip ties...
.00364 grams. 70$ for a bag of 20 ties.
way too heavy, and not aero enough, besides, black is slow, needs to be raw to shave weight
.00364 grams. 70$ for a bag of 20 ties.
dnt frgt speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed holes!
Anybody ever try bacon zip ties?
i could have sworn that i signed into ridemonkey, not pinkbike
good thing you didn't
i swear if i ever hear about your rectal issues ever again you're gonna be using a colostomy bag the rest of your life!
seriously though get some more fiber in your diet, or see a doctor.
why waste perfectly delicious bacon holding your brake lines down?
I threaten my brake lines. "Stey on teh Fraym!!"
They fear me.
They fear me.
i know seriously! this threads from like 4 years ago. just let it die already, GEEEZE!you have to be joking. we are revamping a thread about zipties
okay we have to stop this credit thing asap.
But....
Spam bots love zip ties.